THIS MAH HOUSE

Why I'm Voting Democrat

MetalMessiah — Sat, 20 Sep 2008 17:49:52 GMT

[ Currently: Listening To Kalmah - Wings of Blackening ]
I'm voting Democrat because I believe the government will do a better job of spending the money I earn than I would.

I'm voting Democrat because freedom of speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it.

I'm voting Democrat because when we pull out of Iraq I trust that the bad guys will stop what they're doing because they now think we're good people.

I'm voting Democrat because I believe that people who can't tell us if it will rain on Friday CAN tell us that the polar ice caps will melt away in ten years if I don't start driving a Prius.

I'm voting Democrat because I'm not concerned about the slaughter of millions of babies so long as we keep all death row inmates alive.

I'm voting Democrat because I believe that business should not be allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give the rest away to the government for redistribution as THEY see fit.

I'm voting Democrat because I believe liberal judges need to rewrite the Constitution every few days to suit some fringe kooks who would NEVER get their agendas past the voters.

I'm voting Democrat because I believe that open borders and government give-aways to foreigners is a great way to grow a nation.

I'm voting Democrat because I'm way too irresponsible to own a gun, and I know that my local police are all I need to protect me from murderers and thieves.

I'm voting Democrat because I love the fact that I can now marry whatever I want. I've decided to marry my horse.

I'm voting Democrat because I believe oil companies' profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene but the government taxing the same gallon of gas at 15% isn't.

I'm voting Democrat because my head is so firmly planted up my ass it's unlikely that I'll ever have another point of view.

Gentlemen...

MetalMessiah — Sat, 13 Sep 2008 05:24:44 GMT

[ Currently: Listening To Children of Bodom - Lake Bodom ]
BEHOLD!

For us lucky survivors

MetalMessiah — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 22:30:18 GMT

[ Currently: Listening To Metallica - Cyanide ]
Just ordered mine, lol. I got mine in Military Green, because I have the Halo 3 Special Edition Xbox 360, which is in fact, Military Green, lol. It comes in a bunch of other colors too. My 360 got the dreaded ring a few months ago but it still works now. I SURVIVED!

I LAUGHED IN THE FACE OF THE RED RINGS MWHAHAHAHA. :D

So what do you think of my web browser?

MetalMessiah — Mon, 08 Sep 2008 22:54:07 GMT

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[ Currently: Listening To Lamb of God - Remorse is for the Dead ]

I think it's pretty awesome.

SHIT YEA

MetalMessiah — Sun, 07 Sep 2008 04:10:03 GMT

[ Mood: Very Happy ]
[ Currently: Listening To Pantera - Cowboys From Hell ]
This is my first post. However I would like to thank Wesley (aka Roguemarie) for the inspiration for the awesome blog name.

NOW ONTO BUSINESS

So this blog thing. Seems pretty cool. I'll post crap when I find something cool or have something to talk about.