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Hancock: [comes flying in a leather suit and the police men are looking at him] What? It's a little tight.
Rail Crossing Crowd #2: I can smell alcohol on your breath!
Hancock: That's cause I've been drinking bitch!
Michel: Asshole.
Hancock: [leans in close to Michel] Call me an asshole one more time.
Michel: Asshole.
Hancock: [grabs Michel and launches him into the sky; turns to chubby kid] You got a problem Thickness?
[chubby kid shakes his head; turns to kid with glasses]
Hancock: How about you Goggles?
[kid with glasses shakes his head]
Boy at Bus Stop: [taps a sleeping Hancock] Hancock!
Boy at Bus Stop: [hits him to wake up]
Boy at Bus Stop: Hancock!
Hancock: What, boy?
Boy at Bus Stop: [points to TV screens] Bad guys.
Hancock: What, you want a cookie? Get the hell out my face.
Boy at Bus Stop: Asshole.
Hancock: What?
Boy at Bus Stop: You heard me.
[repeated line]
Hancock: Call me an asshole one more time.
Pissed Fat Guy: [referring to the lady in the car that Ray's car landed on after Hancock threw it] You know what? That lady should sue you!
Hancock: You know what? You should sue McDonald's, 'cuz they fucked you up!
[the cop is badly injured, and Hancock is trying to get her to the ambulance; there are bullets being shot continuously]
Hancock: Do I have permission to touch your body?
Female Cop: Yes!
Hancock: Alright...this is not sexual. Not that you're not an attractive woman. You're actually a very attractive woman-
Female Cop: Get me the hell out of here!
Asian ganster: [in foreign language] Beat it, Soulja Boy!
Hancock: [people in the neighborhood are looking at Hancock] What the hell are you pricks staring at?
Hancock: I gotta wonder what a kind of a bastard I must have been, that nobody was there to claim me. I mean, I am not the most charming guy in the world, so I've been told, but...nobody?
Ray Embrey: [shows Hancock a comic book with a picture of a spandex clad superhero on it] What do you think of when you see this?
Hancock: Homo.
Ray Embrey: [shows him another comic with a hero in red spandex] And this?
Hancock: Homo in red.
Ray Embrey: [shows him a third comic with a blonde-haired hero] And this?
Hancock: Norwegian homo.
Hostage Taker: [Hancock arrives on the scene] Oh shit, Handjob!
Hancock: Yep, now just tell me what you need.
Hostage Taker: Well I need them to put those guns down.
Hancock: [to the cops] All right fellas just put the guns down.
Hostage Taker: Now I need you and that tight ass Wolverine outfit to get me outta here asshole!
Hancock: [explaining how to deal with a bully] Well what you gotta do is take your foot and jam it real hard into his piss pump. And do it real good, so for the next week he can't use it for anything other than a flap to keep the dust out of his ass crack.
[an elderly woman in a bar stares at Hancock after seeing a news story featuring him]
Hancock: Lady, I will break my foot off in your ass!
Hancock: [on Aaron's learning to deal with bullies] Ah the whole turn the other cheek thing huh?
[pats Aaron's butt]
Hancock: Just never turn this cheek. Don't let them punk you.
Hancock: [rips roof off of white SUV with Asian gangsters inside] Konichiwa!
Asian gangster: We're not Japanese, asshole!
Hancock: Oh, *now* you speak English!
Mary Embrey: Call me crazy one more time.
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