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whadu · Level 49: GameShark **Posts:** 37196 **Timestamp:** Fri Jul 25, 08 1:06 AM

Hellboy: I know; I'm ugly!
Liz Sherman: There have been over seventy guests reported. There are no survivors?
Hellboy: Same story here, babe.
Liz Sherman: Don't call me 'babe'.
Hellboy: *Abe!* I said Abe!
Hellboy: You’re in love. Have a beer.
Johann Krauss: You must learn to Foc-yoos!
Hellboy: Foc-yoos? You know with that accent, I wouldn't use that word.
Johann Krauss: You can suck my ectoplasmic Schwanzstücke!
Hellboy: [as he's wrapping an infant in his tail] Your first piece of tail.
Abe Sapien: [Hellboy hands him a beer] Oh, my body's a temple.
Hellboy: Now it's an amusement park.
Angel of Death: Now give him a reason to live.
Angel of Death: Anung un Rama...
Liz Sherman: You know that name?
Angel of Death: And yours, Elizabeth Sherman. At last, I have been waiting for you both, I am his death and I will meet him at every crossroad.
Liz Sherman: Can you save him?
Angel of Death: It is for you to decide. It is all the same to me, my heart is filled with dust and sand. But you should know, it is his destiny to bring about the destruction of the Earth...not now, not tomorrow but soon enough. Knowing that, you still want him to live?
[Liz pauses]
Angel of Death: So child make the choice, the world? Or him?
Liz Sherman: Him.
Angel of Death: The time will come, and you my dear will suffer more than anyone.
Liz Sherman: I'll deal with it. Now save him.
Angel of Death: It is done.
[The Angel removes the spearhead from Hellboy's chest]
Angel of Death: I have done what I can, now give him a reason to live.
[last lines]
Hellboy: Maybe we can find a place with a yard. It'd be great for the baby!
Liz Sherman: Babies.
Hellboy: Babies?
Liz Sherman: [holds up two fingers]
[repeated line]
Hellboy: Aw, crap!
Hellboy: Don't worry, Abe. I won't kill him. I'm just gonna kick his ass.
Johann Krauss: What a lovely baby.
Baby: I'm not a baby. I'm a tumor.
Tom Manning: I hate youtube!
Johann Krauss: You have one fatal flaw.
Hellboy: Oh, I wanna hear it.
Johann Krauss: No you don't. You can't take criticism.
Hellboy: Try me.
Johann Krauss: [pokes Hellboy] Can't... take it.
Hellboy: [yells] What's my flaw?
Johann Krauss: Your temper! It gets the best of you. Makes you weak, makes you vulnera...
[Hellboy punches him]
Hellboy: I'm not gonna kill him. I'm just gonna kick his ass.
Hellboy: Abe old buddy, we ever get outta this, we gotta talk.
Abe Sapien: Red, we have company.
Hellboy: Give it up nasty, we can see you.
Hellboy: [after battle with Nuada, holds up completed Crown of Bethmora, that controls the Golden Army] All that power!
Liz Sherman: [grabs crown from his hands, and proceeds to destroy it] Don't even think about it!
Prince Nuada: We die and the world will be poorer for it.
Professor Trevor 'Broom' Bruttenholm: Man had been created with a hole in his heart.
[repeated line]
Hellboy: Damn!
Hellboy: [reading a CD's track listing] "Can't Smile Without You"? Yep, I'm gonna need a beer, too!

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