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Times Of The Internet: Paris Hilton has made her official announcement that she's running for President in 2008. Republican candidate John McCain's ad that slammed Barack Obama and used her image without her permission was enough to make the socialite spearhead her own campaign to lead the nation.
The video published at Funnyordie.com was produced by Chris Henchy and features Paris wearing a skimpy bathing suit and stiletto heels while lounging poolside and reading Traveler magazine. The Presidential hopeful locates the best destination to get a tan, something that's more interesting than politics to her.
Hilton has a plan for the ongoing energy crisis, has selected her vice President and told Obama and McCain, 'I'll see you at the debates bitches.'
If you missed Paris' Funny or Die video that doesn't endorse McCain or Obama, click play on the video below. It's hot!
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