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whadu
Level 47: Snake Eater
Posts: 31397Timestamp: Wed Apr 23, 08 8:13 PM
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| Quote: | [ BrainFreeze is shown at his desk working on a new project created by whadu to help the company ]
BrainFreeze: Okay there's a sniper on the fifth tower, if you grab the shotgun we can win this game.
[ Flash attempt's to grab the shotgun ]
[ Flash's Xbox 360 controller shuts off ]
[ Flash is killed by whadu ]
Flash: FUCK YOU LUCKY WHADU MY FUCKING CONTROLLER TURNED OFF FUCKING.
MadSkillz: This is TOO fucking easy. Blacks fucking SUCK at Gears.
[ Mad is shown standing over SarahBear's shoulder as she plays for him ]
[ An office building is shown with the words "Psyche Corporation" on it. ]
[ whadu is shown at his office, he begins to speak over the intercom ]
whadu: Flash, Brains and Mad please report to my office as soon as possible.
[ The three go to whadu's office together ]
whadu: LOL FLASH YOU SUCK BALLS AT GEARS.
Flash: Dude I bet you switched my batteries again like last time. My controller died as you were running up.
whadu: Okay calm down I don't cheat like blacks.
Brains and Mad: ...
Flash: ...
Cursed: ...
whadu: What the hell where did you come from Cursed?
Cursed: I've been hiding in your closet... Shirtless... >_>
whadu: Wh--
[ GreenTea opens whadu's door ]
GreenTea: whadu you have a call on line 4.
whadu: Tell them I'm with customers SWEATY PIE.
GreenTea: It's 2jew...
whadu: SHIT. DID SOMEONE TELL HIM WE WERE PLAYING GEARS??!
GreenTea: No... He wants to talk about management... [GreenTea closes the door and goes back to her desk ]
Cursed: Dude... You said sweaty pie...
whadu: No I didn't, I said sweety pie. You stupid Canadian.
Flash: No, dude, you said sweaty.
whadu: Everyone shut up, I need to take this call. If I get fired I'm fucking killing all of you in Gears next time.
[ whadu dials line 69 ]
Phone (girl's voice): Hi there big fella, looking for a good time? You've called the hot phone sex hotline, where women are wet and horny alllll the time, and the voices are twice as sexy. For Caucasian, press 1, for Latina, press 2, for Asian, press 3, for African, press 4, for Alien, press 5. To hear these options again, press 69 or stay on the line.
[ whadu looks at number 2, then at his employees ]
Brains: I dare you. I so dare you.
[ SparkieAngel walks into whadu's office ]
whadu: Yes mister Steven Seagull I will have your black pens ready for you by 12 am tomorrow. Yes you're welcome and thank you for your business...
[ whadu stays on the line and looks at SparkieAngel ]
whadu: I'm with a valued customer make it quick Sparkie.
SparkieAngel: I have a person who ordered blue pens but got black and now he's threatening to sue the company.
whadu: Tell him I'll play him in Gears of War for it.
Sparkie: For what...
whadu: For him to get red pens.
Sparkie: He's seems very irrita--
Phone (girl's voice): For Caucasian, press 1, for Latina, press 2, for Asian, press 3, for African, press 4, for Alien, press 5. To hear these options again, press 69 or stay on the line.
Sparkie: What is that...
Cursed: Okay Sparkie, you can't tell ANYONE THIS. Promise?
Spakie: Okay...
[ Spakie notices that Cursed is not wearing a shirt ]
Cursed: whadu figured out that Nuke has been calling phone sex lines on company time...
Flash: So whadu decided to tap into his phone at his office to see if he really does...
Mad: And what you just heard, JUST right now...
[ Mad, Flash and Cursed look at Brains ]
Brains: ...What?...
[ Mad, Flash and Cursed continue to look at Brains and make hand gestures ]
Brains: Oh! Press 1. I always press 1...
[ Brains pauses... ]
Brains: ...Beeecause pressing 1 increases the volume so you can hear Nuke talk louder!
[ Sparkie looks at whadu ]
whadu: Is this true?...
[ GreenTea barges into the office ]
GreenTea: WHADU. IF I HAVE TO TELL YOU ONE MORE TIME TO PICK UP LINE 4. I WILL JUMP OVER THAT DAMN DESK AND. AND. DIAL IT FOR YOU.
[ Everyone looks at GreenTea in amazement ]
GreenTea: Sorry, it's been a long day.
whadu: You said line 4?
Sparkie: Nuke's been calling phone sex lines.
[ GreenTea closes the door behind her and enters the office ]
GreenTea: Reeeeally...
whadu: Everyone shut up he's talking!
Phone (unknown voice): ?????? ??? ????? ??? NIGGERS ?????!!! ??????!?!?!?! ??????? !!!! ?????? ??????????
Flash: What the hell was that?
Mad: I don't know but I heard niggers.
[ whadu hangs up the phone ]
whadu: So it's confirmed, Nuke has been phoning sex lines on company time. Now everyone can go back to the desk while I phone 2jew about this serious matter...
[ Nuke walks into whadu's office ]
Nuke: whadu, 2jew wanted me to stop by to pick up the signatures for tomorrow's required... Papers...
[ Nuke notices everyone staring at him ]
Nuke: What?...
[ Sparkie and GreenTea look at whadu and the other guys ]
Sparkie: Ugh...
GreenTea: You guys are so disgusting.
[ Both women leave whadu's office ]
whadu: DAMN IT NUKE.
[ Blessing, Sparkie, GreenTea and SarahBear are shown talking in the break room ]
Blessing: Men...
Sparkie: Yeah, I mean it was kind of funny, but really disgusting at the same time.
GreenTea: Sparkie and I just walked out after that.
SarahBear: The scary thing is that that's not the first time whadu has called all three of them to his office...
[ All of the womens' eyes become big ]
GreenTea: Yeah...
Blessing: Soooooo, GreenTea, what do you think of whadu?
GreenTea: ...He's actually a really funny person once you get to know him, besides the times he acts pig headed and immature. But he's all right.
SarahBear: How was the dance?
GreenTea: I leanred to expect the unexpected.
(interview) GreenTea: All I have to say is, wow... whadu has somes moves. Some really great moves... I think at one point he jumped up on a table and did the moonwalk across it. [ GreenTea stares at the camera ]
GreenTea: Am I still on?...
[ BigNig is shown in whadu's office, fixing his computer ]
whadu: I swear to God I wasn't looking at porn.
BigNig: I believe you, whads. I checked your history. Although I do still consider watching animals do it is porn...
[ whadu looks at the camera biting his lips ]
BigNig: So did you have a good time with GreenTea?
whadu: It was pretty fun, some black guy jumped on a table and did the moonwalk across it. I went to the bathroom and came out and saw it just in time. For some reason, I think GreenTea thinks it was me.
[ whadu picks up his ringing phone ]
whadu: Yo what's good.
2jew: What's good? Why didn't you return my phone call nigga?
whadu: I did return your phone call... Your assistant didn't give you my message?...
2jew: whadu, I'm going to have to let you go. I have a new regional manager who I think will do a better job.
whadu: Who that faggot Insert_Name_Here?
2jew: Yes.
whadu: WHY BECAUSE HE'S SO GOOD WITH NUMBERS?!
2jew: Yes, actually...
whadu: Fine. Fair enough. I'll find some other company.
2jew: Good day. [ 2jew hangs up ]
whadu: Fucking jews.
[ whadu's phone rings, whadu answers it ]
whadu: whadu soon to be leaving Psyche Coporation to find a better job speaking.
2jew: PSYCHE! AHAHAHAHAHA YOU FELL FOR THE OLDEST TRICK IN THE PENIS.
whadu: YOU THINK YOU ARE SO FUNNY.
2jew: Nah but seriously, I'm sending Insert_Name_Here to your office building to help out there.
whadu: Okay cool, when.
2jew: I don't know gotta go bye black guy.
[ Both men hang up ]
[ whadu's door flies open ]
Ragedy: MAN I HATE JEWS.
[ whadu's door closes shut ]
[ whadu looks at the camera in confusion ]
[ It's 9 o'clock, everyone has left the office. Or so we thought. ]
[ Maikeru is shown in whadu's office, using his computer, visiting the site www.free-animal-xxx.net ]
(interview) Maikeru: It's okay, I was in WHADU'S office when I did it, AND I was on HIS computer. Double jeopardy, so I'm safe.
[ The End image appears ] |
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MetalMessiah
Level 41: Metal Blade
Posts: 16292Timestamp: Wed Apr 23, 08 8:31 PM
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NuclearCookout
Level 30: Knee Breaking Evil
Posts: 5724Timestamp: Wed Apr 23, 08 8:36 PM
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whadu
Level 47: Snake Eater
Posts: 31397Timestamp: Wed Apr 23, 08 8:37 PM
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| NuclearCookout wrote: | | I kinda got lost. And...were you portraying my character as having actually done that, or simply being mistaken for someone who did? |
Mistaken, man. Calm down.
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NuclearCookout
Level 30: Knee Breaking Evil
Posts: 5724Timestamp: Wed Apr 23, 08 8:43 PM
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| whadu wrote: | | NuclearCookout wrote: | | I kinda got lost. And...were you portraying my character as having actually done that, or simply being mistaken for someone who did? |
Mistaken, man. Calm down. |
I kinda thought that might be the case...AND I AM CALM. Say, could you include a little subplot in the next one, like me planning to take over the company or earth itself? Just a thought.
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Cursed
Level 39: Paper Luigi
Posts: 13304Timestamp: Wed Apr 23, 08 8:55 PM
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I love how I'm almost never wearing a shirt now, and the reactions to it. Just curious, are there Casual Fridays at Psyche Corp? That would actually be a good storyline...
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so64
Level 38: Crackdown
Posts: 11973Timestamp: Wed Apr 23, 08 9:28 PM
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| NuclearCookout wrote: | | whadu wrote: | | NuclearCookout wrote: | | I kinda got lost. And...were you portraying my character as having actually done that, or simply being mistaken for someone who did? |
Mistaken, man. Calm down. |
I kinda thought that might be the case...AND I AM CALM. Say, could you include a little subplot in the next one, like me planning to take over the company or earth itself? Just a thought. |
*throws a frying pan and beans Nuke on the head*
Brainy: Actually, that would be funny....
Justinian: I know, I just wanted to use so64 to hit Nuke....
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The Man
Level 24: Sore Fingers
Posts: 2669Timestamp: Wed Apr 23, 08 9:36 PM
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I like the Ragedy appearance. Also I think this was the best one yet. The one where you put all the less active members into one episode, seemed very forced. I would rather not be in one than you feel forced to put me in and mess it up.
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NuclearCookout
Level 30: Knee Breaking Evil
Posts: 5724Timestamp: Wed Apr 23, 08 9:46 PM
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| so64 wrote: | | NuclearCookout wrote: | | whadu wrote: | | NuclearCookout wrote: | | I kinda got lost. And...were you portraying my character as having actually done that, or simply being mistaken for someone who did? |
Mistaken, man. Calm down. |
I kinda thought that might be the case...AND I AM CALM. Say, could you include a little subplot in the next one, like me planning to take over the company or earth itself? Just a thought. |
*throws a frying pan and beans Nuke on the head*
Brainy: Actually, that would be funny....
Justinian: I know, I just wanted to use so64 to hit Nuke.... |
*stabs so46 repeatedly* Oh, it was you. Ah well.
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Biotic
Level 33: Guitar Hero
Posts: 7839Timestamp: Wed Apr 23, 08 9:48 PM
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