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whadu
Level 47: Snake Eater
Posts: 31397Timestamp: Mon May 05, 08 10:31 AM
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Note: This script won't be as funny as the previous scripts because I'm settling two new employees and have a certain concept for this script. And it's short...
| Quote: | [ An office building is shown with the words "Psyche Corporation" on it. ]
[ SparkieAngel and SarahBear are shown walking into the office lobby and then attend their desks ]
Sarah: Where is every one?
Angel: Yeah, it's only 8:30 AM...
[ The phone at GreenTea's desk rings ]
Angel: I'll get it.
[ Angel picks up the phone ]
Angel: Hello?
whadu: Hello who is speaking?
Angel: SparkieAngel...
whadu: Yo this is whadu, I'm not going to be able to make it to work today. My brother got into a car accident this morning, thanks and let everyone else know.
[ whadu quickly hangs up ]
[ whadu is shown at his home rubbing his hands as he stares at his new Grand Theft Auto IV video game ]
whadu: Exccccceeeellllent.
Sarah: Who was that?
Sparkie: whadu, he's not coming in today.
Sarah: Really, what happened?
Angel: Something about his mother getting into a fax incident...
[ GreenTea's phone rings again ]
Sarah: I'll get it this time.
[ Sarah picks up the phone ]
Sarah: Hello?..
Mad: Hey I'm not going to be able to superly vise the office today, something came up.
Sarah: Okay, I'll let every one know, thanks for calling.
[ Mad hangs up ]
Sarah: Bye?...
Angel: Who was that?
Sarah: Mad can't come either... Interesting...
[ The phone rings yet again ]
Sarah: Hello?
so65: Hey Sarah?
Sarah: Yes?
so42: Can you let whadu know I have to go to Mexico today?
Sarah: ...Okay...
so69: Thanks, bye.
[ so21 hangs up ]
Angel: Did someone call off again?
Sarah: Yeah, what the hell is going on?
[ GreenTea enters the office ]
GreenTea: Hey guys.
[ The phone rings, GreenTea answers it ]
2jew: Hey it's 2jew, I'm not going to be able to make it in today.
GreenTea: But you don't... Work in this office branch...
2jew: Shut up I know.
[ 2jew hangs up ]
[ The girls begin to talk, and then visit www.gamespot.com and realize Grand Theft Auto IV came out that morning ]
GreenTea: So it looks like it will be girls club today at work.
[ Blessing walks in ]
Blessing: I just found a pencil outside.
[ All of the women look at Blessing ]
(interview) Angel: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand we're waiting for a punch line. But I don't think we'll get one. Fried beef.
[ Cursed walks into the office to discover only the women are present ]
Curse: Hello.... Ladies....
[ Cursed runs out of the office to the nearest GameStop ]
(interview) Cursed: I KNEW I FORGOT TO DO SOMETHING THIS MORNING. FUCK.
Sarah: So I overheard whadu and 2jew talking about us getting two new female employees.
GreenTea: When'd you hear that?
Sarah: Last Thursday, when whadu brought us all purple drink.
Blessing: It's about time, there are way too many guys here.
Angel: We should finish work early so we can leave early...
Sarah: Or... We should finish work early so we can play truth or dare...
GreenTea: Or... We should finish work early so we can set up pranks for all the guys...
Blessing: Or... We can do all of those...
[ Five hours later ]
Angel: Okay, truth or dare?
GreenTea: Truth...
Angel: Okay... Hmmm... Have you ever accidently entered the men's room?
[ GreenTea begins to blush ]
GreenTea: ...Yes... One morning I ran into work and had to use the bathroom, and I swear to God the little figure on the door had a skirt on, so I pushed the door open and ran in. Didn't even bother to notice there were URINALS. I ran past one stall and noticed it was open, and we all know how turtleman likes to take a crap without closing the stall door. Worse. Image. Ever.
Angel: So you saw his--
GreenTea: YES. Truth or dare Blessing?
Blessing: Truth. I mean dare. I mean truth.. No dare!... No no truth, truth. Final answer truth.
GreenTea: Are you sure?
Blessing: No dare.
GreenTea: Okay... I dare you to take off your... Take off your--
[ Just then there is a knock at the office door ]
Sarah: I got it.
[ Sarah sees two women standing at the door ]
RogueMarie: Hi, I'm Marie, and this is Taylor.
Tlyrics89: Hi!
Sarah: I'm Sarah, nice to meet you guys.
(interview) Sarah: YES!
[ All of the women introduce themselves, and the four women explain to the two new women about all the guys called off of work because GTA IV came out that morning. ]
Angel: You know what I think would be a good prank...
Marie: Let's here it...
Angel: Let's clog the men's rooms' toilets...
GreenTea: DO IT.
[ For the remainder of the day, the females think of pranks for the guys for when they come to work tomorrow ]
[ GreenTea puts a self-lighting firecracker under whadu's seat ]
[ Blessing places live krazy glue on whadu's seat ]
[ Sarah sets so64's clock back in time ]
[ Angel hides a baseball in all of the men's rooms' toilets ]
[ Marie switches all of the males' computers around ]
[ Tlyrics places a gallon of milk on top of a refridgerator so that when the door is opened, the gallon will fall on the opener ]
Marie: So are we going to always have fun like this?
Angel: With whadu in charge... Yeah... Just watch your back for a few days, he'll be trying to get us all back.
[ The next morning ]
[ whadu walks into the office lobby ]
whadu: MAN GTA IV IS BEAST.
[ Angel looks at whadu ]
whadu: Good thing I bought it as a welcoming back present for my brother...
[ whadu enters his office, and sits on his chair ]
[ so64 is working at his desk, when he realizes his clock says it's 2 am in the morning ]
[ so67 begins to look around ]
so32: So it is almost time for the revelations...
[ so98 begins to lick his lips as he unintentioally stares at Marie ]
(interview) Marie: I looked up and I just saw him staring at my breast. Just staring at them, and he started licked his lips. It was so disgusting!
[ MetalMessiah runs out of the Men's room screaming ]
MetalMessiah: RUN, FLOOD!!
[ All of the employees see water begin to drip from the Men's room in a slow manner ]
[ Metal jumps out of the window and begins screaming down the street ]
Metal: SAVE YOURSELVES FROM THIS EVVVVVVVEEEEELLLL!
BigNig: Hey, Monk, is your computer letting you log in?
Monk: No, man I hate technology.
BigNig: I swear to god I never had this white smudge on my screen.
[ BigNig begins to try to wipe off the smudge ]
[ Maieru walks by ]
Maikeru: Hey can you guys log in?
BigNig: No.
[ Maikeru notices the white smudge on Big's computer screen ]
Maikeru: ...I think that's... My computer...
[ BigNig stares at the white smudge, and then gets up and goes to the bathroom to severely wash off his hands ]
Maikeru: I couldn't wait 'till I got home...
[ Monk stares at the camera ]
Monk: Just go back to your desk. And stay away from my screen.
[ Taylor opens the refridgerator door ]
Taylor: CRAP!
[ The end image appears ] |
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2cool2spy
Level 30: Knee Breaking Evil
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NuclearCookout
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NativeTJ
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LiLSpArKlEAngl13
Level 19: Smoke Out
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RogueMarie
Level 25: Twin Snakes
Posts: 3147Timestamp: Mon May 05, 08 3:13 PM
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Swordemon
Level 24: Sore Fingers
Posts: 2868Timestamp: Mon May 05, 08 3:40 PM
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LMAO 
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rocker23220
Level 24: Sore Fingers
Posts: 2690Timestamp: Mon May 05, 08 5:58 PM
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Hey, whatever happened to that camping trip we were supposed to go on??? That's the only time I was referenced. Lol.
Nice one.
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The Man
Level 24: Sore Fingers
Posts: 2669Timestamp: Mon May 05, 08 6:58 PM
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so64
Level 38: Crackdown
Posts: 11973Timestamp: Mon May 05, 08 7:36 PM
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| NuclearCookout wrote: | Lulz0rzbbqmountainpotato! Hey, wasn't it supposed to be Purple Drank?
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Some of us call it Purple drink in the Midwest. You get B slapped if you ask for purple drank.
Also, I laughed....
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