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whadu
Level 47: Snake Eater
Posts: 31397Timestamp: Fri Jun 06, 08 12:53 PM
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| Post URL: Psyche Corporation - "Meet Me In The Club"
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I couldn't do anything funny with the current plot, so I've skipped a few scenes INTO THE FUTURE. Also I'm going more for plot than laughs right now, but don't worry, the regular Psyche will come back.
| Quote: | [ A building with the words "Psyche Coropration" is shown ]
[ whadu walks into the office to see a mysterious black man with a gun keeping all of his employees prisoners ]
Zerograv: whadu!
BigNig: RUN!
[ Biotic begins to think to himself ]
Biotic: Fuck, did I lock the door when I left home?
Blacko: THIS IS NOT WHADUSHUN. WHADUSHUN IS A FULL BLOODED CHINESE MAN. WHY MUST YOU ALL LIE TO ME LIKE I AM SOME KIND OF BREED OF STUPID HUMAN BEING.
Mad: But it is whadu.
[ whadu is shown staring at the camera with big eyes ]
(interview) whadu: What the fuck???
Blacko: You, "whadu," with the others now!
[ whadu moves onto the floor with his employees ]
Blacko: Obviously you all think I am stupid like most blacks, but I'll have you know I graduated high school 23rd in my class.
(interview) Blacko: Well it was really 25th, big whoop. And it was elementary...
Blacko: Now I am going to kill you all one by one because you all sicken me. Especially that Indian right there.
[ Blacko shoots Mad in his other arm ]
Mad: BALLAA NOOOOOOO!!!!
[ whadu gets up ]
whadu: You think this is some kind of game??? You think you can, you think you can just walk into Psyche Corporation, where we sell blue and black pens, and start shooting Indians in the arm like it's some kind of game??? You need to realize that people die EVERY DAY man. You can't just turn friendly fire off like it's some kind of game and shoot someone and expect them to not get hurt. There are no button codes for no damage man, you can't just press up up down X Y RT down right to to be invisible man. You can't just--
[ Blacko shoots Flash in the arm ]
[ Flash yells in pain ]
Flash: IT'S BECAUSE I'M BLACK AIN'T IT!
whadu: STOP. WE CAN SETTLE THIS. ONCE AND FOR HOW.
Blacko: ...Continue.
whadu: Four on four in a game of Gears of War Execution in Gridlock. I we win, you leave and never come back, if you win you can do what you will with us and this office... AND we'll tell you where the real whadu is.
Blacko: Okay... MEET ME IN THE CLUB, IS GOIN' DOWN!
whadu: You have 24 hours to assemble your crew, go find your black friends and bring them back here, and we'll assume battle.
[ Blacko looks at whadu in the eye, and then leaves ]
whadu: QUICK SOMEONE LOCK THE DOOR SO HE CAN'T COME BACK AND CHANGE HIS MIND. |
The battle begins in 24 hours...
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RogueMarie
Level 25: Twin Snakes
Posts: 3147Timestamp: Fri Jun 06, 08 8:42 PM
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Level 24: Sore Fingers
Posts: 2669Timestamp: Fri Jun 06, 08 8:48 PM
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Level 26: Holy Knight
Posts: 3890Timestamp: Fri Jun 06, 08 10:25 PM
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rocker23220
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