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whadu
Level 47: Snake Eater
Posts: 31397Timestamp: Sat Apr 26, 08 6:45 PM
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| Quote: | [ An office building is shown with the words "Psyche Corporation" on it. ]
[ whadu is shown looking out of his office window into the parking lot ]
[ whadu sees a man get out of a car ]
[ whadu storms out of his office and into the lobby where the other employees are working ]
[ Everyone directs their attention to whadu ]
whadu: EVERY ONE CALM DOWN. DON'T WORRY. I'VE DONE THIS COUNTLESS TIMES IN GEARS OF WAR.
[ whadu rolls forward and puts his back up against a chair ]
[ whadu tosses a stapler over his head towards the front door in a military fashion ]
whadu: SMOKE OUT!
[ The front door opens ]
whadu: GOD I DON'T HAVE MY ACTIVES YET. EVERY ONE RUN.
[ Zerograv notices who is at the door ]
Zero: PEEEU?!?!
[ Everyone except whadu realizes that it is PeeeU ]
[ Everyone greets PeeeU in excitement ]
whadu: WTF PEEEU? MY NIGGA! I coulda sworn you looked like an angry midget Mexican down in the parking lot.
PeeeU: Hey what's up guys? Long time no see.
[ PeeeU walks up to his old desk ]
Monk: Kept it just the way you left it, buddy.
[ PeeeU looks at Monk, waiting for a confession ]
Monk: Okay I ate your snickers, but The Man erased all of your files on your computer to install Devil May Cry.
[ PeeeU looks at The Man ]
The Man: ...
[ PeeeU waits for a confession ]
The Man: It's true... But turtle took your autographed basketball and sold it on eBay for five dollars...
[ PeeeU looks at turleman, waiting for a confession ]
Turtle: But Mad--
PeeeU: OKAY OKAY IT'S FINE. As long as no one touched my comics it's okay.
[ Everyone looks at whadu ]
PeeeU: Oh God.
(interview) whadu: They were Punisher comics...
SarahBear: Hey Sparkie did you finish the report?
Saprkie: ...What report?
SarahBear: I don't know I just want to feel like we're getting something done around here.
Sparkie: In that case... Yes... I did...
SarahBear: Excellent, then I'll get started on the essay.
(interview) SarahBear: Our manager plays Gears of War with other employees in his office all day. I think we're probably the only office in the state that's under a decent selling average. Maybe if he gave us work to do that wouldn't be. Then again I do like drawing pretty flowers on MS Paint all day...
[ PeeeU is shown working at his desk ]
[ MadSkillz is shown watching PeeeU over PeeeU's shoulder ]
PeeeU: Uhh, what are you doing Mad?
MadSkillz: Watching you.
PeeeU: Why...?
MadSkillz: Because I am Jesus.
PeeeU: What?
MadSkillz: Unlike whadu, I actually care that our office doesn't go out of business, and to do so I make sure ALL employees are working at ALL times.
[ MetalMessiah walks past Mad and PeeeU ]
Metal: Yo whadu wants to play Gears in five minutes get ready.
Mad: Nice I'll be there. You got lucky this time, PeeeU, for whadu has sent his most precious employees on a secret mission to save the world, but I'll be back if I don't die.
(interview) Mad: If you really think about it, whadu is a genius. How can you sell blue and black pens if Locust have taken over THE WORLD.
PeeeU: Hey Kennisiou, it's been a while.
Kennisiou: Indeed.
PeeeU: So how have you been, good?
Kennisiou: ...Indeed.
PeeeU: Is your brother all right from that accident?...
Kennisiou: ...
[ Kennisiou looks around the office ]
Kennisiou: Indeed...
(interview) PeeeU: Watch this.
PeeeU: How old are you?
Kennisiou: ...Fried beef.
[ Cursed walks into the Men's Restroom and notices that all three urinals are free, and uses the one closes to him ]
Cursed Thinking: No urinals taken. No shirt on. Life is good.
[ so43 enters the Men's Restroom and takes the middle urinal, which is one over from Cursed ]
so42 Thinking: Excellent, a urinal was available.
Cursed Thinking: What the fuck man? There's a damn urinal open on the other side. Why is he taking the one next to me?!
[ Cursed quickly looks at so65 and then looks back at his penis ]
[ so76 notices the quick look Cursed gave him and begins to stare at Cursed ]
[ Cursed tries to avoid looking back at so45 while so78 stares at him ]
Cursed Thinking: What is he looking at. Don't look back cursed. Just keep looking at Little Cursed.
[ Cursed looks at so45 who is staring at him ]
Cursed: What?...
so67: I noticed that your urine hits the urinal more loudly than the average person's.
[ so56 looks at the camera and then back at Cursed ]
Cursed: ...
[ whadu walks into the Men's Restroom and sees the two looking at each other ]
[ whadu's jaw drops at the sight and he runs back into the lobby where the other employees are and yells ]
whadu: OMG SO69 AND CURSED ARE GAY LOVERS!
turtle: WTF LET'S START A RIOT!!
[ turtle throws his computer at BigNig ]
BigNig: WTF I JUST FIXED THAT SHIT LAST WEEK!
(interview) BigNig: It's a never ending job fixing these computers. Seriously. Fried beef.
[ BigNig throws a jar of jelly beans at turtle ]
[ whadu hides behind a chair ]
whadu: BARREL ROLL!
[ GreenTea runs up behind whadu with a plastic bat and begins to beat him with it ]
GreenTea: This is for making me pay for dinner!
[ GreenTea continues to hit whadu ]
[ Flash runs up behind GreenTea and puts her in a headlock ]
Flash: WHADU! AFRICAN RAPE!
whadu: AHAHAHA AFRICAN RAPE!!
[ Toadonpa throws a baseball at whadu's head, and whadu goes down ]
Toadonpa: STTTEEEEE - - - RRRIIIKKEEE!
whadu: WTF MAN YOU CAN'T USE REAL WEAPONS.
Toadonpa: Then why the hell do you have a pistol in your hand?
[ whadu looks down at the pistol in his hand and begins to smile evilly ]
[ whadu points his pistol at Toad ]
[ Maikeru throws a baseball at whadu's head, and whadu goes down again ]
whadu: MAN FUCK THIS.
[ whadu takes cover in his office to plot the demise of his enemies ]
[ whadu sees Nuke sitting in his chair ]
whadu: NUKE WTF?
Nuke: Hello whadu.
[ whadu notices Insert Name Here standing behind Nuke ]
Nuke: It looks like there is a war ravaging outside. Puny humans who know no difference between wrong and more wrong. whadu, I will have you know that my plot to take over the world is in effect... Well sub-effect, at the moment. Your employees will kill each other and then I will kill the last man or woman standing... Hopefully woman. By that time you will already be gone, working for chocolate and grease in one of my concentration camps. I will slowly dominate all Psyche Corporation offices, and then the entire world with my brother, Insert.
whadu: But you guys aren't brothers...
Nuke: Shut up.
whadu: ...Insert you wanna see something awesome?
Insert: Yah sure man.
[ whadu and Insert leave the office leaving Nuke only with thoughts of massive betrayal ]
Nuke: Fine. I will have all of the comics in the world for myself. AHA. AHAHAHA. MUAHAHAHA.
[ Nuke gets a phone call from his mother ]
Nuke's Mom: Son where are you? It's almost time for dinner.
Nuke: I told you I was at Frankie's house studying for mid-terms.
Nuke's Mom: Well I called, his mom said you weren't there.
Nuke: Well maybe that's because SHE DOESN'T KNOW I AM INVISIBLE ON WEDNESDAYS.
[ Nuke hangs up ]
Nuke's Mom: What am I going to do with this boy?...
[ The clock strikes 3:00 PM, two more hours left of work ]
[ whadu walks pass Mad's desk ]
[ Mad basketball shoots a paper ball into the garbage can, which is located right next to a recycling bin ]
whadu: MAD WHAT ARE YOU DOING? THAT SHIT IS RECYCLABLE.
Mad: It's just paper man calm down.
whadu: TAKE IT OUT OF THE GARBAGE AND UNCRUMPLE IT AND PLACE IT IN THE RECYCLING BIN. RIGHT NOW. FRIED BEEF.
Mad: MAN RELAX, IT'S JUST A PIECE OF PAPER.
whadu: JUST A PIECE OF PAPER? HOW MANY LIVES DEPEND ON PAPER EVERY DAY? HUH?
Mad: Okay, okay, I'll pick it up.
[ Mad crumples another piece of paper ]
Mad: This is fo' yo' mama.
[ Mad shoots another piece of paper into the garbage can, this time backwards ]
whadu: Okay, okay, that was pretty raw.
[ Sparkie throws whadu a piece of crumpled paper ]
[ whadu turns around, closes his eyes, spins around, and then tosses the crumpled paper into the garbage and makes it ]
Mad: Sick. Sick. Pretty sick.
[ SarahBear tosses Mad a piece of crumpled paper ]
[ Mad leaves the office and goes outside to the parking lot ]
Mad: MONK, OPEN YOUR WINDOW!
[ Monk opens his window ]
[ A paper ball comes flying into the room through the window and into the garbage can ]
whadu: This nigga...
[ Mad enters the office and waits for whadu's move ]
[ whadu takes out a chainsaw and - - - ]
[ 2jew enters the office ]
2jew: WHADU. WHAT IS THIS?
[ whadu pauses ]
Insert: ...whadu is showing us how our 2008 model blue and black pens can withstand even chainsaws...
2jew: I see...
[ 2jew looks around ]
2jew: HOWEVER. THIS VIOLATES SECTION 2 RULE 69 OF THE BOOK OF LIES. ONE CANNOT USE DAMAGING WEAPONS IN A PLACE OF WORK.
whadu: ...Book of lies.
(interview) 2jew: I just happened to be walking pass the office. I'm just pulling stuff out of my ass right now. I have to tell these guys that they have to go on a camping trip next week for some fund raiser support thinga-mah-gigger. How do you get them to do that? Watch and learn, you.
2jew: YES. AND RULE 8721 STATES BREAKING THIS SPECIFIC RULE RESULTS IN THE MANDATORY VISIT OF THE WILD. I AM SORRY TO SAY YOU MUST TAKE ALL OF YOUR EMPLOYEES ON A CAMPING TRIP AND EAT FRIED BEEF ONLY.
(interview) PeeeU: Did I miss something? What's up with fried beef and this office?
whadu: So you're saying we have to go on a camping trip?
2jew: Perhaps...
[ 2jew winks at the camera ]
whadu: Do we get paid benefit?...
2jew: No...
whadu: Do we get paid at all?...
2jew: No...
whadu: LET'S DO THIS. GIVE ME ALL THE PAPERS TO SIGN.
[ Everyone in the office sighs ]
(interview) whadu: Not only do we get a FREE visit to the wild, we get FREE fried beef all day. Who would turn it down?
rocker3223432: I wonder how this trip will go...
Swordemon: I'm more worried about whadu being the bus driver...
rocker323324: Crap.
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NuclearCookout
Level 30: Knee Breaking Evil
Posts: 5724Timestamp: Sat Apr 26, 08 7:00 PM
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whadu
Level 47: Snake Eater
Posts: 31397Timestamp: Sat Apr 26, 08 7:00 PM
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NuclearCookout
Level 30: Knee Breaking Evil
Posts: 5724Timestamp: Sat Apr 26, 08 7:06 PM
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whadu
Level 47: Snake Eater
Posts: 31397Timestamp: Sat Apr 26, 08 7:07 PM
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| NuclearCookout wrote: | | In fact, I think "fried beef" should henceforth be used to replace every expletive and interjection. |
What the fried beef? That's fried beef as hell.
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NuclearCookout
Level 30: Knee Breaking Evil
Posts: 5724Timestamp: Sat Apr 26, 08 7:35 PM
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| whadu wrote: | | NuclearCookout wrote: | | In fact, I think "fried beef" should henceforth be used to replace every expletive and interjection. |
What the fried beef? That's fried beef as New Jersey. |
XD FB!
Edit: Fixed.
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The Man
Level 24: Sore Fingers
Posts: 2669Timestamp: Sat Apr 26, 08 7:44 PM
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turtleman
Level 40: Nobunaga's Ambition
Posts: 14504Timestamp: Sat Apr 26, 08 8:29 PM
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whadu
Level 47: Snake Eater
Posts: 31397Timestamp: Sat Apr 26, 08 8:31 PM
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turtleman
Level 40: Nobunaga's Ambition
Posts: 14504Timestamp: Sat Apr 26, 08 8:34 PM
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| whadu wrote: | AHAHAHAHA!
Turt, instead of drawing full scripts, you should draw your favorite parts of the comic. |
I'm probably gonna print out the script and see what I can draw through the course of the day. (in between schoolwork that I usually sleep through and whatnot)
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