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whadu
Level 47: Snake Eater
Posts: 31397Timestamp: Thu May 08, 08 12:38 PM
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| Quote: | [ An office building is shown with the words "Psyche Corporation" on it. ]
[ Marie enters whadu's office ]
Marie: whadu, do we get shipments of black pens on Wednesdays or Thurs--
whadu: MARIE CALM DOWN.
(interview) Marie: I don't know why, but since I've started working here, whadu often tells me to calm down for no reason... When I'm completely calm... I mean I don't mind that too much, but after he tells me to calm down he starts to look at me with big eyes. That's just creepy.
[ whadu leaves his office and enters the office lobby ]
whadu: Okay, today's the big day, BAG CHECK!
[ Marie, Taylor, Swordemon, rocker254353 and PeeeU, who are all participating on the trip, raise up their camping bags ]
(interview) PeeeU: Somehow, someway, whadu got the five of us to volunteer. The rest stay at the office and take care of our work. The only thing I'm praying for is that whadu knows how to drive a bus. I've seen him drive, and it's not pretty...
[ whadu reverses into a parking spot and runs over a cat, then drives forward without looking into an old lady, then calls Mad and tells him to call 911, and Mad in turn tells so32 that whadu wants him to call 911, and in turn so67 jumps out of his window in an attempt to reverse time and save the turtle that was run over ]
turtleman: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
[ whadu and the five campers are at the office front door about to leave ]
whadu: Okay you guys know the deal, Mad will be in charge of the office while we're gone, and yeah.... Just do stuff...
[ The six people leave for the adventure of a life time ]
[ whadu opens his large map for directions as they all stand in front of the bus outside ]
whadu: Okay, we'rrrrrrre heeere, we have to get all the way over here.
PeeeU: whadu that's not the map...
whadu: Sure it is...
PeeeU: No.... That's the map for Liberty City... Which came with Grand Theft Auto IV.
[ whadu puts the map back in his backpack ]
whadu: Alrrrighty then I guess we're lost already.
Marie: Well I kept a spare map just in ca--
whadu: CALM DOWN.
(interview) Marie: ...See what I mean?
[ whadu takes the map from Marie ]
whadu: Excellent. Job well done rocker436456.
Marie: But it's my map...
whadu: Well obviously rocker told you to keep one handy.
rocker35346: No I didn't...
[ whadu looks at rocker with big eyes and stares him down ]
(interview) rocker: At that moment, I think I literally started sweating from my sack. whadu has some BIG creepy eyes.
[ whadu begins to look at the map ]
Swordemon: whadu, it's upside down.
PeeeU: Actually it's upside down and on the wrong page.
Taylor: Actually it's--
whadu: OKAY I GET IT.
[ Back at the office ]
[ Mad walks over to GreenTea's desk ]
Mad: What are you doing?
GreenTea: ...My work?...
Mad: No, you are helping the company to go out of business, by doing work INEFFIECENTLY.
GreenTea: Ummmm, okay...
Mad: I want you to flip that piece of paper upside down and write every thing backwards so no one can read it.
GreenTea: But then there would be no point in filling it out...
Mad: Exactly.
(interview) Mad: See, when I am in charge of business, instead of whadu, WORK GETS DONE. Man I should be CEO.
[ Back at the camping trip ]
Taylor: Okay whadu make a left turn here.
[ whadu makes a right turn into the highway ]
Taylor: NO I SAID LEFT.
whadu: I SWEAR TO GOD THIS WHEEL IS REVERSED.
[ whadu begins to drive the bus on the highway ]
[ Well, whadu kinds of drives the bus on the highway... ]
[ whadu attempts to make a U-turn on the highway ]
[ whadu runs over a cat ]
Swordemon: You know we're never going to make it to that sight right?
rocker43534: I don't even plan on making it out alive, man.
[ The bus catches on fire ]
whadu: OH SHIT EVERY ONE JUMP OFF!
[ whadu jumps off the bus ]
Marie: ...Did he say the bus was on fire?
[ PeeeU takes the wheel ]
PeeeU: Something like that...
[ Every one looks around ]
Taylor: Sometimes I wonder what whadu's on.
[ Back at the office ]
[ All of the office employees chant "GO MAD" as Mad breaks it down on the office floor ]
(interview) Mad: It was ELECTRIC, so frighteningly HECTIC.
[ Back at whadu, who is now on foot ]
whadu: Those niggers. They're all going to DIE wit that bus.
[ whadu takes out his Liberty City (GTA IV) map ]
whadu: If I am correct, the sight is only 2 miles away. Excellent.
[ whadu makes a waypoint ]
[ Back at the bus ]
PeeeU: Well guys it looks like we're here, I can see the sight from here.
Taylor: How do we get in without whadu though?...
[ All the employees begin to think ]
Marie: Swordemon, do you think you could fake a whadu?
Sowrdemon: ...CALM DOWN.
[ The audience begins to laugh ]
[ Back at the office ]
Angel: It's only 12 AM. Wow...
so87: What are you talking about it's 12 AM.
Angel: That's what I just said...
so34: No you said you wanted fried beef, I even have the recording.
[ so55 pulls out his digital voice recorder and presses play ]
Seconds Ago Angel: It's only 12 AM. Wow...
so75: ...Shut up.
[ 2jew and Nuke enter the office ]
2jew: SILENCE.
Nuke: It's already silent...
2jew: Well obviously nothing's going in there since you talked, right?
Nuke: ...That's what she said.
[ Nuke runs ]
2jew: That fucking jew.
[ 2jew notices the yamaca on his head ]
[ 2jew notices every one looking at him ]
2jew: So where's whadu? On the street corner selling crack? AHAHAHAHAH.
Brains: He's on the camping trip.
2jew: What camping trip?
turtle: The one you sent him on, for that charity thing...
2jew: Ohhh yeeeah. Did I tell him I was kidding?
[ The office goes silent ]
[ Back at the camping sight ]
Marie: Okay, all you have to do is go up there, say you are whadu and all that crap, and we should get in.
Swordemon: Okay, let's do this.
Taylor: Good luck.
[ Sword walks up to the counter and approaches the employee ]
Swordemon: Hello I am wuhdo, I am here for a charity act concerning wild services... I think. Can we go in?
Employee: This is a... Strip club... Son.
[ Swordmon walks back to his group, and they realize that the real map and the Liberty City map were somehow switched ]
rocker45345: How did whadu get the real map???
[ whadu enters the camp sight ]
whadu: MY GOD, I HAVE MADE IT TO YOUR KINGDOM.
(interview) whadu: There's a time in a man's life when he feels like Moses. This was one of them.
[ Back at the office ]
2jew: Okay, well as long as he thinks it was real, he won't ever find out. You guys CAN'T tell him it was a joke.
Cursed: What's in it for us?
[ Cursed raises his eyebrow ]
[ Nuke runs into the office ]
Nuke: LOCK THE DOORS. THERE IS A BLACK MAN DOWNSTAIRS WITH A GUN.
[ Nuke pauses ]
Nuke: OH!
[ Nuke locks the doors ]
[ turtleman turns off all of the lights and every one hides ]
[ A few seconds later, the door is beaten down and the black man is revealed... With a gun... ]
Black Man Whose Face Cannot Be Completely Seen And Has A Gun: I want every one to calm down, and don't move.
[ To be continued... ]
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I think is Flash since he was not in the story yet.
Turtle, you should make sketches of different characters.
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