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whadu
Level 47: Snake Eater
Posts: 31397Timestamp: Wed May 21, 08 2:02 PM
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This one is short and may have some plot holes...
| Quote: | [ A building with the words "Psyche Coropration" is shown ]
[ A mysterious black man is shown holding a gun towards the Psyche Corporation employees ]
Blacko: Okay, no body moves or the Indian gets it.
[ Mad looks around ]
[ Monk shits his pants and jumps out of the window ]
[ A car alarm goes off ]
[ Blacko shoots Mad in the arm ]
[ Mad grabs his arm in shock, all employees gasp ]
Mad: NOOO I DON'T CAAAARE!!!!
Blacko: You think this is a game??? This is fucking life, I have Locust in my backyard.
[ whadu is shown on foot ]
whadu: I wonder where everyone is...
[ whadu looks around with suspicious eyes, wondering if this was some kind of evil plot formed to destroy him ]
[ A tree falls on whadu ]
[ Back at the office ]
Blacko: I have some interesting news about your regional manager, whadushun.
Zerograv: ...whadushun?
Blacko: He has not revealed his true identity to you guys, I see. Every one grab a chair, it's story time.
[ Blacko helps Mad to his feet and seats him ]
Mad: Thank you mysterious black man with a gun.
Blacko: No problem. Now let me start.
whadushun is part of a secret organization named BOXHOUND. His codename is whadushun, his real name... I cannot disclose. He was born in Zimbabwe to Bradu and Cladu. He may not seem like it, but he's a payed assassin by night. What do you think he is doing right now? Probably trying to eliminate the prime minister of Yookolasia.
[ whadu is shown kicking the shit out of a tree ]
Blacko: He's killed so many world leaders in the past, and I need to find him to bring him back home to his rightful organization, The Super Best Friends; BOXHOUND's greatest rival.
Mad: How do you know all of this?
[ Skeet is shown driving a cadillac ]
Skeet: I swear to God if whadu doesn't have the templates I will rape his daughter when she's twenty.
Blacko: Because he is my... He is my... Second distant cousin on my mother's side.
[ Every one gasps and wows ]
turtle: WTF LET'S START A RIOT!
Cursed: TURTLE NO NOT AGAIN.
turtle: Okay okay geeze.
[ Skeet is shown parking his car in the office parking lot ]
Skeet: Then I'll send five fat white chicks to rape his son, I swear to God.
Blacko: CALM DOWN. Where is whadu now?
MetalMessiah: ...We actually don't know...
Sparkie: Isn't he at the camp---
Metal: Shuuuuut uuupppppp...
Spakie: ...Camp of Prelagalagalaga............
[ Sparkie looks around with a confused face ]
Flash: Wait a minute, how can we be so sure this is all true? whadu... Or whadushun, doesn't seem like he'd kill anyone.
(interview) Blacko: That's what he thinks AHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Blacko: Quiet stupid black guy with blue eyes.
[ Blacko begins to stare into Flash's eyes and gets lost in them ]
[ Every one tries to make a run for it ]
[ Back at whadu ]
[ whadu notices writing on the tree ]
[ The writing is as follows: Seek God ]
[ whadu begins to think ]
whadu: Perhaps I was brought here today to find God...
[ whadu begins to walk the forest preserve ]
[ Skeet is shown walking into the office lobby ]
Skeet: What the hell is all that racket???
[ PeeeU, Marie, Taylor, Swordemon and rocker23454 are shown sitting on a sidewalk near their bus ]
[ PeeeU looks around and then begins to speak ]
PeeeU: ...Do you guys think the strip club is still open?
To be continued...
[ The End image appears ] |
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Cursed
Level 39: Paper Luigi
Posts: 13304Timestamp: Wed May 21, 08 2:12 PM
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whadu
Level 47: Snake Eater
Posts: 31397Timestamp: Wed May 21, 08 2:18 PM
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NativeTJ
Level 36: Rising Dragon
Posts: 10356Timestamp: Wed May 21, 08 5:59 PM
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Biotic
Level 33: Guitar Hero
Posts: 7839Timestamp: Wed May 21, 08 7:18 PM
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ColorblindMonk
Level 26: Holy Knight
Posts: 3890Timestamp: Wed May 21, 08 7:33 PM
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NuclearCookout
Level 30: Knee Breaking Evil
Posts: 5724Timestamp: Wed May 21, 08 11:54 PM
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Skeet11
Level 28: Acid Rain
Posts: 4938Timestamp: Thu May 22, 08 12:53 AM
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When she's twenty?! I'd probably rape her on the eve of her 18th birthday. If you don't have a daughter I impregnate your wife. No wife I go for the girlfriend. No girlfriend... well I guess Skillz would be next in line. Although I like it when they struggle, Skillz doesn't put up much of a fight.
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Skeet11
Level 28: Acid Rain
Posts: 4938Timestamp: Thu May 22, 08 12:56 AM
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whadu
Level 47: Snake Eater
Posts: 31397Timestamp: Thu May 22, 08 1:31 AM
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| Skeet11 wrote: | | When she's twenty?! I'd probably rape her on the eve of her 18th birthday. If you don't have a daughter I impregnate your wife. No wife I go for the girlfriend. No girlfriend... well I guess Skillz would be next in line. Although I like it when they struggle, Skillz doesn't put up much of a fight. |
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