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whadu
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Posts: 31397Timestamp: Sun Apr 13, 08 9:38 PM
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Tried to include more people in this one.
| Quote: | #1
An office building is shown with the words "Psyche Corporation" on it.
#2
[ GreenTea is shown working at her desk ]
#3
[ whadu is shown staring at her with big, creepy, pedophile stalker-type eyes from behind his office window blinds ]
#4
[ GreenTea looks up to see whadu staring at her ]
#5
[ whadu walks away and pretends he was never staring at her ]
#6
(interview) whadu: Today, I am going to confess my love for GreenTea. I bought a French dicktionary yesterday at a Mexican store, and I am going to use it to write a love poem in French. So far I have a few lines down and ---
[ There is a knock on whadu's door ]
#7
[ whadu yells ]
whadu: It's open!
#8
[ 2jew, the CEO of Psyche Corporation, walks in with Nuke, who is his assistant ]
#9
2jew: WWHHHHAAADDDUUUU--STOP!... HAMMAH TIME!
#10
[ All three begin to break dance in whadu's office ]
#11
[ After the dancing ]
whadu: 2jew those moves were wild-where did you learn that shit?!
#12
2jew: I live by a couple of naggers who are black and don't go to college.
#13
Nuke: "I'm black, I ain't goin' tah college, I'm black," is often what they say.
#14
whadu: WHOA WHOA WHOA WHO ARE YOU?
#15
Nuke: Allow me to introduce myself, I am Nuke, assistant head corporate manager. This means I am your superior to you, I have a better salary than you, I have a better health plan than you, and my wife and children probably look better than yours.
#16
(interview) whadu: I will have him know I am not married... Yet...
[ whadu looks over at GreenTea and licks his lips, then begins to laugh hysterically ]
#17
2jew: WHADU SNAP OUT OF IT!
#18
whadu: Well maybe you should tell COCK-SHINER here to back off with the "I am better than you" shit.
#19
Nuke: What did you call me, INFERIORITE?
#20
[ whadu clears his throat ]
whadu: I said yo mama got some big titties.
#21
[ The Man walks in ]
The Man: Titties? What?
#22
2jew: Speaking of titties, this is what I am here for...
#23
[ 2jew looks at The Man, who is still standing at the door with Deer eyes wondering what's going on ]
2jew: The Man please sit down.
#24
[ The Man sits down ]
#25
2jew: Apparently, last week there was a free show of female breasts displayed by SarahBear in the office. Now this is a corporation that sells blue and black pens, not blue and black dildos. I have here a set of rules for all females in this office to abide by, which has been written by Nuke himself.
#26
[ The list is displayed ]
#27
1. Women may no longer wear bras in the work place.
2. Women may longer wear shirts in the work place.
[ The Man nods his head and says, "I'm liking this." ]
3. Women will now be superly vised by the office's supervisor 24/7. Or whenever they're at work.
#28
Nuke: Now that women may longer wear shirts or bras, there will be no ripping off of these articles of clothing. I hope you understand my logic.
#29
2jew: Now whadu I need you to sign this.
#30
[ whadu looks at you, and then back at 2jew ]
whadu: I can't sign this, all of our female employees will be walking around nake--
#32
The Man: whadu just sign it...
#33
whadu: No! This is wrong! I will not take part in such an act of man! Will GreenTea be naked?
#34
2jew: ....Yes....
#35
[ whadu's hands move a little towards a blue pen on his desk ]
#36
[ The Man is shown talking to Maikeru ]
#37
The Man: Then he says it's immoral and wrong.
#38
Maike: I can't believe that good for nothing nigger didn't sign it. I'd pay to see more of SarahBear's juggs.
#39
[ A payment check is shown on Maike's desk in which it shows "Pay to the order of: SarahBear" ]
#40
(interview) Maikeru: ...What?
#41
(interview) whadu: I am done with the poem for GreenTea, and I have decided to read it to her at 3:00 PM sharp. It should be fun and very amusing for her. I just hope she doesn't blush too much. It might be hard to withstand my charming good looks and knack for writing poetrey. Poe, ey, trey. Gotta get my French accent down.
OUI OUI SACKE BLEUR.
#42
[ whadu walks into the office, where all of the other employees are located ]
whadu: OKAY EVERYONE. MEETING IN THE LUNCH ROOM. GOT SOMETHING TO SAY. LET'S NOT ALL BE FAGS AT ONCE NOW.
#43
[ Everyone is shown in the lunch room, the meeting begins ]
#44
[ whadu is standing, talking to everyone ]
whadu: Okay all blacks, mexicans, jews, mexican jews, whites, asians and miscellaneous, I need some help. In four days, I am to speak at a press conference concerning tha actions of women in our office building. Now I've never spoken at one of these, so I need training, I want you guys to throw out random questions to me and I'll try to answer them as quickly and efficiently as I can... Let's be very serious guys.
#45
[ Silence... ]
#46
[ Swordemon raises his hand ]
#47
whadu: Swordemon, ACTIVATE YOUR DATA!
#48
Swordemon: GO GO POWER RANGERS!
#49
Insert Name Here: MAD, I AM YO FATHA.
#50
Mad: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
#51
Insert Name Here: JOIN DA DAUK SIDE.
Mad: NEVER. TURTLEMAN SAID AS LONG AS I STAY TRUE TO WHO I AM... I WILL... SHIT I FORGOT WHAT HE SAID.
#52
(interview) BigNig: That went no where. Fast. That seems to happen a lot here with whadu in charge.
#53
[ clock strikes 2:57 PM ]
(interview) whadu: I think my poem is really very good. For a person who has never studied French, knows nothing about the French language, and has never been to Paris, that's a small island owned by France in case you didn't know, I think it turned out great.
#54
[ SparkieAngel is shown talking to Blessing and SarahBear ]
Sparkie: Monk was telling me about how whadu is suppose to annouce something huge at 4:30 today.
SarahBear: Flash told me he was going to surprise us all with bonuses.
Blessing: BrainFreeze said he saw some French book in his office...
SarahBear: You don't think whadu is...
Sparkie: Nooo.....
Blessing: I hope not...
#55
(interview) Sparkie: A few months ago, whadu told us he was moving to France to pursuit a degree in Homosexual Law Enforcement of Male Prostitution. Cursed told him that they have a program over there in which persons help to reduce the amout of male prostitutes. whadu is always talking about how he hates male prostitues and how they ruined his life and how he wants to kill them all. Just exactly how they ruined his life, I don't know. I don't think I want too, either...
It's actually kind of scary when you think about it...
#56
[ clock strikes 2:58 PM ]
#57
[ whadu paces back and forth in his office ]
#58
[ clock strikes 2:59 PM ]
#59
[ Turtle secretly puts laxitives in Mad's coffee ]
#60
[ clock strikes 3:00 PM ]
whadu: SIMBAH. It is time.
#61
[ whadu walks out of his office ]
whadu: Every one, I have something to say. Something I've been holding inside of me for a very long time, and I think right now is it the best time to get it out. Exactly this time. June 24th, 2003, on a Thursday, at exacly 3:00 PM... Well 3:01 PM now, when ---
#62
so65: Out with it already.
whadu: SHUT UP STUPID BLACK KID MAN I HATE BLACK PEOPLE.
#63:
[ whadu walks over to GreenTea's desk ]
#64
[ whadu stares into the camera with the same big creepy pedophile type eyes as seen before ]
#65
[ whadu then shifts focus to GreenTea. and begins to speak French ]
#66
whadu:
ME PARDONNER, MON CHÉRI.
POUR MOI AI MAINTENU TROIS GRANDS TESTICULES DANS LA BOUCHE POUR LE CHIEN DE MANIÈRE TROP.
LES JOURS ONT LA POUSSÉE ALLÉE, OÙ LES MENSONGES SONT FILLE.
ET MON AMOUR POUR LA SOUDE DE RAISIN, NOUS VIVONS SUR TERRE.
VOUS SEREZ MA MERDE.
VOUS SEREZ MA MARIÉE.
VOUS BRÛLEREZ VERS LE BAS LES MAISONS DU RASAGE PAUVRE D'OMS DE DIAMANTS TROP.
J'AI DES CHEVEUX SUR MES BOULES.
TOUS LES LAPINS DANS LE MONDE, NE POURRAIENT PAS ME BAISER HIER QU'ILS SONT ONT SEULEMENT DEUX ÉPISODES DES DOSSIERS LÉGAUX AUJOURD'HUI.
MAIS AVEC TOI DÉGROSSIS PAR MOI POUR TOUJOURS AUSSI, JE MEURS DANS CHOCOLAT.
RÉRIGÉ.
#67
[ GreenTea's face begins to turn red ]
#68
[ whadu begins to grin, as if he has hit the ball out of the park and will take GreenTea home tonight ]
#69
[ GreenTea can no longer keep in her laughter, as she understands French, and begins to laugh hysterically ]
#70
Translated version of whadu's love poem:
FORGIVE ME, MY DARLING.
FOR I HAVE KEPT THREE LARGE TESTICLES IN MOUTH FOR WAY TOO DOG.
DAYS HAVE GONE THRUST, WHERE LIES ARE DAUGHTER.
AND MY LOVE FOR GRAPE SODA, WE LIVE ON EARTH.
WILL YOU BE MY SHIT.
WILL YOU BE MY BRIDE.
WILL YOU BURN DOWN THE HOMES OF POOR DIAMONDS WHO SHAVE TOO MUCH.
I HAVE HAIR ON MY BALLS.
ALL OF THE RABBITS IN THE WORLD, COULD NOT FUCK ME YESTERDAY
THEY ARE ONLY HAVE TWO EPISODES OF FORENSIC FILES TODAY.
BUT WITH YOU SIDE BY ME FOREVER TOO, I DIE IN CHOCOCLATE.
REFRIDGERATOR.
#71
[ Every one in the office begins to laugh ]
#72
[ whadu is shown staring at the camera with large, creepy, pedophile stalker-type eyes as seen two times before ]
#73
[ Mad begins to crap all over the floor due to prior actions ]
#74
[ The End image appears ] |
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| GreenTeaHippie wrote: | You're such a freak, lol.
"THEY ARE ONLY HAVE TWO EPISODES OF FORENSIC FILES TODAY. "
And that is still funny. |
SUPA FREAK, SUPA FREAK.
IMA...
SUUUPPAAAA FRREEEAAKK.
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