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whadu
Level 47: Snake Eater
Posts: 31397Timestamp: Sun Apr 13, 08 12:39 AM
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The one turtle and I are suppose to be working on. This is an experimental plot so I might as hell post it.
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An office building is shown with the words "Psyche Corporation" on it.
#2
[ whadu is shown in his office, writing on a piece of paper ]
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(interview) whadu: Here at Psyche, the business of selling blue and black pens ALWAYS comes first.
#4
[ the piece of paper is revealed, in which it says "Kick me, I'm a faggot." ]
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(interview) whadu: I was just making sure our new batch of pens were working that day... I heard a report about exploding pens... Thanks to my bravery and willingfulness potential-sacrifice, the office was safe...
Okay I was going to put it on Mad's back.
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[ turtle is shown at his desk using his computer, grinning, you cannot see his screen ]
#7
[ Mad walks up behind him ]
Mad: Dude, what are you doing? You're suppose to do that kind of **** at home. That is a nice set, though...
#8
[ turtle's screen is shown up close, an image of him teabagging another player in Halo 2 is shown ]
#9
[ turtle is shown ]
turtle: Okay shut up and go make schedules, faggot boy.
#10
[ Mad is shown ]
Mad: I don't make schedules you idiot, that's GreenTea.
#11
[ turtle is shown ]
turtle: ...What [italicized]do[/italicized] you do around here?
#12
[ Mad is shown thinking ]
Mad: I supervise, hence meaning I vise you all superly. And if you're too stupid to understand that, turtle, that means I am Jesus.
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[ Mad walks away with a piece of paper on his back that says "Kick me, I'm a faggot." ]
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(interview) Mad: See what turtlebrah doesn't understand is that I do the second most work in this office. I won't go into detail about my many tasks here at Psyche, but one of them does involve superly vising the actions of other employees here. Now I am going to go do the many tasks I do that help run this pen-selling juggernaut corporation.
#15
[ Mad is shown trying to tip over a vending machine that has stolen his change ]
(thinking) Mad: ****!
#16
[ GreenTea is shown working at her desk ]
#17
[ whadu is shown walking ]
#18
[ whadu is shown at GreenTea's desk ]
whadu: Sooooooooo, i hurd you liek mudkips.
#19
[ GreenTea has a puzzled face ]
GreenTea: ...What?
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whadu: So you wanna catch a movie later tonight? And do some stuff... Maybe go to my place...
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GreenTea: whadu... I have a significant other...
#22
[ whadu with a confused look ]
whadu: Aaaaaaaaand your point is?...
#23
[ BigNig is shown walking by ands says ]
BigNig: You're never gonna get any whads.
#24
[ whadu becomes angry ]
whadu: SHUT UP. GO UPGRADE OUR COMPUTERS OR SOMETHING STUPID SMART BOY WHO FIXES ALL OF OUR TECHNICAL PROBLEMS. WHAT, DID YOU JUST FINISH REMOVING A VIRUS OFF OF DESMOND'S COMPUTER BECAUSE HE CONTANTLY VISITS PORN SITES THAT GIVE PEOPLE VIRUSES LIKE A DUMBASS?
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BigNig: ....NO. BUT THAT WAS PRETTY CLOSE.
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[ Cursed begins to laugh, and looks at GreenTea ]
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[ GreenTea laughs back and smiles at Cursed ]
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[ whadu looks at Cursed and begins to squint ]
whadu: I'm watching you, Cursed.
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(interview) whadu: Well GreenTea is my personal assistant, and although it may [italicized]look[/italicized] like I hit on her constantly, it is actually a management tactic. I make it look like I have a weakness in front of them, and then when one of them steps out of line, BOOM, I go crazy and they fear me twice as much as they would if I had never shown a weakness. I really seriously am not falling for her. And I don't like her shoes.
#30
[ Flash is shown talking to BrainFreeze ]
Flash: I heard they're coming out with a pen that can write upside down.
Brainfreeze: Who writes upside down?
Flash: People who like to drink warm water.
BrainFreeze: I'm sorry I can't take this all in at once. Come again?
Flash: That's what she said.
BrainFreeze: ....OH, CUMMED! AHAHAHA!
Flash: AHAHAHAHAHAHA!
#31
[ so64 looking at Flash and BrainFreeze from the distance at his desk with suspicious eyes ]
so64: Flash thinks he's so funny with his math jokes...
#32
[ so64 then begins to look at Blessing and SparkieAngel, who are talking, suspiciously ]
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(interview) Blessing: so64 is probably the most pecular person I've ever met. He works in the informations department, so he gets all the news from corporate and makes copies for us all and hands them out and answers any questions we have. There was this one time he accidently made copies of a news report he got a week before instead of one he got that day, and when SparkieAngel told him, he claimed the time travelers of the past curse was in affect on our building. No one time traveled buddy, you just made a mistake of making copies from something that was a week old.
#34
[ SparkieAngel is shown talking to Blessing ]
Sparkie: Monk is such a cutie, I wish he wasn't so shy.
Blessing: He has such a great butt, I bet he's great to his lady, too.
Sparkie: He has a girlfriend?
Blessing: I don't know, I just assumed...
Sparkie: Shhh, here he comes.
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[ Sparkie and Blessing pretend to be doing work ]
#36
[ Monk is shown walking ]
#37
[ Monk hands paper to Sparkie ]
Monk: Here are last months statistics in terms of how many black pens we sold compared to how many blue pens we sold.
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Sparkie: Awww you didn't have to Monky, thank you.
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Monk: Actually, it's my job. Someone has to analyze.
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(interview) Monk: Sometimes I think Sparkie and Blessing are up to something. Not because of the way they act, but because of the way they look at me from their desk. One time Blessing waved and smiled at me. It's very intimidating in a place of work.
#41
[ Cursed and GreenTea are shown talking to each other ]
#42
GreenTea: Did you really do that??
Cursed: Yep, and it was so funny.
#43
[ GreenTea is shown laughing ]
#44
[ whadu walks out of his office with his shirt off and looks at Cursed ]
#45
whadu: CURSED. YOU THREATEN MY PEOPLE WITH SLAVERY AND DEATH!
#46
[ Cursed rips off his shirt ]
#47
Cursed: MY CHEST HAIRS CRAVE BATTLE!
#48
[ SarahBear rips off her shirt and bra (breasts are censored) ]
#49
SarahBear: THIS. IS.
#50
[ WeedTeaHippie is shown doing an "Objection!" pose ]
WeedTeaHippie: OBJECTION!
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[ The End image appears ] |
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Flash
Level 38: Crackdown
Posts: 12343Timestamp: Sun Apr 13, 08 12:43 AM
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:laugh:
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I'm not saying you have to fall off the wagon. Or get on a wagon. You don't have to interact with a wagon in any way that makes you uncomfortable |
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2cool2spy
Level 30: Knee Breaking Evil
Posts: 5713Timestamp: Sun Apr 13, 08 12:49 AM
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whadu
Level 47: Snake Eater
Posts: 31397Timestamp: Sun Apr 13, 08 12:52 AM
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| 2cool2spy wrote: | | IDK if I should laugh or be scared... |
2jew I might make you head of the corporation, being Jewish and all.
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GreenTeaHippie
Level 23: Metal Slug
Posts: 2373Timestamp: Sun Apr 13, 08 12:52 AM
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:laugh: I've never used that stupid smiley before, but you get to be special this time, because I really did laugh.
And STFU, you LOVE my shoes. |
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Cursed
Level 39: Paper Luigi
Posts: 13303Timestamp: Sun Apr 13, 08 1:25 AM
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2cool2spy
Level 30: Knee Breaking Evil
Posts: 5713Timestamp: Sun Apr 13, 08 1:29 AM
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| whadu wrote: | | 2cool2spy wrote: | | IDK if I should laugh or be scared... |
2jew I might make you head of the corporation, being Jewish and all. |
XD that i will laugh at.
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whadu
Level 47: Snake Eater
Posts: 31397Timestamp: Sun Apr 13, 08 1:32 AM
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| 2cool2spy wrote: | | whadu wrote: | | 2cool2spy wrote: | | IDK if I should laugh or be scared... |
2jew I might make you head of the corporation, being Jewish and all. |
XD that i will laugh at. |
I'll start writing it tomorrow, boss.
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2cool2spy
Level 30: Knee Breaking Evil
Posts: 5713Timestamp: Sun Apr 13, 08 1:36 AM
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| whadu wrote: | | 2cool2spy wrote: | | whadu wrote: | | 2cool2spy wrote: | | IDK if I should laugh or be scared... |
2jew I might make you head of the corporation, being Jewish and all. |
XD that i will laugh at. |
I'll start writing it tomorrow, boss. |
GET ON IT! DONT WASTE MAH MONEY!
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whadu
Level 47: Snake Eater
Posts: 31397Timestamp: Sun Apr 13, 08 1:37 AM
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| 2cool2spy wrote: | | whadu wrote: | | 2cool2spy wrote: | | whadu wrote: | | 2cool2spy wrote: | | IDK if I should laugh or be scared... |
2jew I might make you head of the corporation, being Jewish and all. |
XD that i will laugh at. |
I'll start writing it tomorrow, boss. |
GET ON IT! DONT WASTE MAH MONEY! |
...What money?
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