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whadu
Level 47: Snake Eater
Posts: 31397Timestamp: Wed Apr 23, 08 1:26 AM
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| Post URL: Psyche Corporation - "Unlucky To Lose"
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[ Ragedy is shown walking down the street to Psyche Corporation when he passes an afro-amercian. ]
Ragedy: Stupid niggers. Man I hate living in Marcy Projects.
#2
An office building is shown with the words "Psyche Corporation" on it.
#3
(interview) Cursed: Today's Friday the 13th, and it just HAPPENS to be Halloween, so whadu is making us all dress for the very special occasion.
[ Cursed is shown wearing a man-thong and happens to be shirtless ]
#4
[ whadu runs into the office with a Punisher shirt on screaming ]
whadu: OMG FRANK CASTLE IS DEAD CALL ME THE PUNISHER I HAVE BLACK SOCKS ON.
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MadSkillz: ...
(interview) MadSkillz: whadu has an unexplainable obsession with The Punisher comics. Okay basically... It's unexplainable.
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[ Ragedy walks in behind whadu with a Green Bay Packers uniform on ]
#7
Flash: WTF RAGEDY IS BACK FROM VACATION??
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Ragedy: I HATE NIGGERS.
Flash: You hate me?...
Ragedy: NO I SAID I HATE NIGGERS.
Flash: Dude, turn off the caps.
Ragedy: Oh, sorry.
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(interview) whadu: Flash thinks he's a nigger, but he's really just a stupid black guy. With blue eyes. Dreamy blues eyes. And a six-pack. Turtleman has man-boobs.
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[ turlteman is shown staring at whadu a few feet away with scary eyes ]
turtleman: Since when do you pay so much attention to guys, whads?
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whadu: Since you got man-boobs.
Turtle: Wanna touch 'em. They don't bite...
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whadu: But they're sagging...
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(interview) Turtle: That's what she said.
[ turlte looks at the camera with a very serious face ]
#14
[ Mad walks over by so65's desk ]
Mad: Soooo, what are you working on so65?
So65: ...If I even thought about explaining this to you it would blow your mind, and I do not want to go that far.
Mad: ...
So35: QUESTION. Why are you looking at me like that?
Mad: ...
So69: Okay, I'm working on finding the answer to the speed of light in inches when traveling through water on the Sun.
Mad: But... But we sell blue and black pens...
So335: Exactly.
Mad: Okay look man, whadu wanted me to check up on you because he thinks you're using company money to support your mental medical expenses. Are you?
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[ So53 motions Mad to come closer to him, Mad moves closer ]
#16
[ so64 begins to whisper in his ear ]
so55: If you look really closely, you'll notice Toadonpa is not wearing any underwear underneath that Mega Man costume.
Mad: Oh my God...
so56: OBSERVE. I predict whadu will walk out of his office and ask GreenTea out on a date.
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[ Mad and so23 wait and observe ]
#18
[ whadu comes out of his office and walks over to GreenTea's desk ]
whadu: Hello Cinderella [ whadu winks ].
GreenTea: Huh?...
whadu: Your costume, you look AMAZING.
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(interview) so67: I didn't really predict whadu was going to do that, because he does it EVERY Thursday. He sits in his office getting pumped up, and then goes to her desk and proceeds to look like an idiot. At least Mad forgot about how I spend company money on medication.
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GreenTea: Um, it's just a blue dress with plastic slippers...
whadu: EXACTLY. Can I take you to the ball?!
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(interview) BIGNIG: For the first time, GreenTea actually thought about what her answer would be to whadu asking her out. It was CRAXKY.
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[ GreenTea is shown thinking, everyone looks over to GreenTea's desk ]
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[ whadu's eyes begin to widen as GreenTea begins to speak ]
GreenTea: ...Sure...
whadu: ...Wait... What? What did you say? REPEAT WHAT YOU SAID.
GreenTea: I said yes you idiot.
[ whadu's mouth drops and a little bit of drool comes out, he then closes his mouth with his hand, lifting his chin ]
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whadu: I'll pick you up after work--[ whadu storms off to his office ]
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(interview) whadu: I feel like a pimp right now.
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Blessing: Wow, I would have never guessed.
SparkieAngel: You can say that again. I hope whadu doesn't do anything stupid. Like he always does...
#27
BrainFreeze: Mad what the fuck are you wearing?
Mad: "Mad what the fuck are you wearing?" Man I swear you sound like a FAGGOT sometimes.
#28
(interview) Flash: Ever since Brains humiliated Mad in front of the whole office in 2002, Mad has hated him.
#29
[ Flash back humor, back to August 2002 ]
#30
2002 Mad: Hey guys I am Indian!!
2002 BrainFreeze: LOL EVERY ONE CALL HIM GANDHI!
2002 OFFICE: LMAOBBQ!
2002 Ragedy: MAN I HATE INDIANS.
2002 Flash: Caps.
2002 Ragedy: Oh sorry.
#32
[ GreenTea is shown buying candy from the vending machine when Mad approaches her ]
Mad: So I heard you said yes to whadu, congratulations.
GreenTea: It's just a friendly thing, he didn't ask me to marry him or something.
Mad: Suuuuuuuuure.
GreenTea: Go make schedules... [ GreenTea walks away ]
Mad: FOR THE LAST TIME I DO NOT MAKE SCHEDULES. I VISE SUPERLY.
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(interview) Mad: In other words I am Jesus.
#34
[ whadu calls GreenTea from his office ]
#35
GreenTea: Hello and thank you for calling Psyche Corporation in Marcy Projects, America's best selling blue and black pen juggernaut coporation this region maintaied by whadu how many I help you?
whadu: Calm down it's whadu.
GreenTea: Oh hi, what's up?
whadu: Where do you want to go?
GreenTea: I thought we were going to the ball?
whadu: Oh we are ok? [ whadu hangs up ]
#36
[ A second later ]
whadu: FUCK I DIDN'T MEAN TO HANG UP.
#37
[ It's five o'clock, all employees begin to leave ]
#38
[ whadu sees GreenTea waiting in the parking lot a few feet away ]
whadu: GREENTEA OVER HERE.
#39
[ whadu drives the three feet ]
whadu: You readeh bby?
#40
[ GreenTea gets in ]
GreenTea: Yes. I hope you can dance. [ GreenTea lightly elbows whadu ]
#41
[ whadu looks at the camera with big eyes ]
#42
[ Mad sneaks back into the office and puts a big sign on whadu's office door, the sign reads ]
#43
The Punisher and Cinderella, sittin' in a tree
K-I-S-S-I-N-G,
First comes LOVE, then comes MARRIAGE,
THEN COMES THE BABY IN THE BABY CARRIAGE.
#44
[ Mad begins to laugh hysterically ]
#45
[ The End image appears ] |
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Super_Sonic
Level 31: Sheng Long
Posts: 6448Timestamp: Wed Apr 23, 08 1:40 AM
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| Quote: | Ragedy: I HATE NIGGERS.
Flash: You hate me?...
Ragedy: NO I SAID I HATE NIGGERS. |
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"I thought you might be worried, about the security...of your shit."
It was electric, so frighteningly hectic.
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Swordemon
Level 24: Sore Fingers
Posts: 2868Timestamp: Wed Apr 23, 08 5:35 AM
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:laugh: Lmao Nice again as usual :shock:
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"I know every rose has its thorn, but if you could just pour some sugar on me we can rock and roll all night and partay every day!" |
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NuclearCookout
Level 30: Knee Breaking Evil
Posts: 5724Timestamp: Wed Apr 23, 08 9:57 AM
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LiLSpArKlEAngl13
Level 19: Smoke Out
Posts: 959Timestamp: Wed Apr 23, 08 10:51 AM
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InsertNameHere
Level 27: Master Sword
Posts: 4496Timestamp: Wed Apr 23, 08 11:46 AM
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Cursed
Level 39: Paper Luigi
Posts: 13304Timestamp: Wed Apr 23, 08 1:41 PM
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NuclearCookout
Level 30: Knee Breaking Evil
Posts: 5724Timestamp: Wed Apr 23, 08 2:05 PM
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Cursed
Level 39: Paper Luigi
Posts: 13304Timestamp: Wed Apr 23, 08 2:06 PM
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| NuclearCookout wrote: | | Cursed wrote: | That was the best one yet. I laughed all the way through.
Now if only T-Nigger would illustraterize... |
If it takes him too long, I might actually do it. |
DO IT FAGGOT.
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NuclearCookout
Level 30: Knee Breaking Evil
Posts: 5724Timestamp: Wed Apr 23, 08 2:09 PM
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| Cursed wrote: | | NuclearCookout wrote: | | Cursed wrote: | That was the best one yet. I laughed all the way through.
Now if only T-Nigger would illustraterize... |
If it takes him too long, I might actually do it. |
DO IT FAGGOT. |
Perhaps when I finish chapter 5 of my latest story. Again, this depends on if Turt continues with his procrastination.
WHADU, WHY DID YOU DESTROY THE WRITER'S WORKSHOP BOARD?!
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