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MadSkillz
Level 38: Crackdown
Posts: 12459Timestamp: Wed Jun 11, 08 5:20 AM
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So you guys know about the revisits. basically the same plot as the originals but with a different twist. This is the Love Poem Revisited (ep2) so i hope you guys like it.
| Quote: | An office building is shown with the words "Psyche Corporation" on it.
[ Weedtea is shown working at his desk ]
[ Weedtea is seen talking to himself ]
[ The man approaches weedtea ]
The Man: Wtf are you doing?
Weedtea: Pondering..i feel as though something is about to happen in this office.
The Man: Like what?
[ The office entrance suddenly explodes ]
[ 2jew and Nuke are seen coming through the smoke ]
[ everyone is shown being shocked ]
[ Maikeru is shown fumbling to zip up his pants ]
BigN Whispers: QUICK! someone distract them, and someone tell Whadu they are here!
Turtle Out Loud: WHO THE F*** ARE THE-
[ Nuke shoots an unknown venom dart into turtleman's neck ]
Cursed whispers: I'm pretty sure its the CEO and his assistant. Although no one has ever lived to confirm it
Sparkie whispers: Somebody tell greetea so she can warn whadu!
[ Weedtea quickly picks up his phone and dials Greenteas number ]
[ Greentea's desk is shown next to weedtea's desk ]
[ Greentea picks up the phone ]
[ Heavy breathing is heard ]
[ Greentea, with a puzzled look on her face, hangs up the phone ]
[ 2jew and Nuke are seen storming towards whadu's office ]
[ Mad steps in front of them ]
Mad: Can i help you gentlemen?
(interview) Flash: May he rest in peace.
Nuke: You can help by stepping out of the way...peasent.
Mad with teary eyes: Pe-Pe-Pe-Pe-Pe-Pe-Pe-Pe-
2jew: HE SAID PEASENT.
Nuke: HOW MANY BLUE PENS WERE SOLD LAST NIGHT?!
Mad: We sell pens?
[ The next scene shows Mad being tar and feathered by Nuke ]
[ 2jew and Nuke resume their course towards Whadu's office ]
[ weedtea's eyes follow as they pass his desk ]
[ They knock on whadu's door and proceed inside ]
The Man: Whoa! you were right!
(interview) weedtea: i'm always right
[ weedtea is shown hiding his magic 8 ball ]
Weedtea: now we just need to figure out whats going on. Why its going on and so forth. Once we solve this mystery, countless lives will be saved. My good man...once we eliminate the impossible, whatver rema-
The Man: OKAY IM OUT
weedtea: Wait! I have a job for you. I need you to eavesdrop on thier conversation. The results should be juicy.
The Man: I'm all about the juice.
Weedtea: Exxxcellent.
[ The Man positions himself outside of whadu's office and puts his ear to the door ]
Weedtea whispers loudly: Can you HEAR anything!?
[ The Man gives a thumbs up ]
[ Silence falls in the office as everyone intently focuses on The Man ]
[ heavy breathing is heard ]
Whadu from inside the office: I said yo mama got some big titties.
[ The Man's eyes widen ]
[ The Man walks in ]
The Man: Titties? What?
[ weedtea throws his magic 8 ball to the ground ]
weedtea: SON OF A B*****
[ The next scene shows Mad tripping over turtlemans body ]
[ turtleman groans ]
Mad: tu-tu-tu-tu-tu-tu-
Turtleman: TURTLEMAN you bastard...and i dont have much time..
[ Mad crawls over to turtleman ]
Mad: DONT SAY THAT. YOU WILL LIVE.
[ BigN is shown standing nearby ]
[ Turtleman begins coughing ]
Turtlman: i dont have much time in this world Mad. Put i must pass on a sacred message to you.
[ BigN Facepalms ]
Mad: What is it?! TEEELLLL MEEEEE
Turtle: As long as you stay true to who you are. you will accomplish anything. AND always remember to drink coffee even if it tastes funny.
Mad: Of course! ANYTHING FOR YOU TURTLEMAN
(interview) Mad: Anything...
[ Turtleman falls asleep on the floor ]
[ Mad looks up ]
Mad: GODLY NOOOOOOO!!!!
[ SarahBear is seen talking to Charlie ]
SarahBear: So yeah i found this on my desk
Charlie: wow how much is it for?
SarahBear: A Majillion
Charlie: Wow.
(interview) Charlie: Dumbass.
[ Weedtea is shown banging his forehead on the desk ]
The Man: Hey i'm back
[ weedtea continues banging ]
The Man: Are..you okay?
Weedtea: YOU MESSED UP MAN.
The Man: nu uh. we talked about titties. you can never go wrong talkin about titties.
Weedtea: i suppose you did infiltrate the enemy base.
The Man: Infil-wha?
Weedtea: Just tell me what you found out.
(interview) weedtea: With this information. i Shall conquer psyche.
The Man: Umm titties....errrmm...thats all i remember.
(interview) Weedtea: ..........
[ whadu walks into the office, where all of the other employees are located ]
whadu: OKAY EVERYONE. MEETING IN THE LUNCH ROOM. GOT SOMETHING TO SAY. LET'S NOT ALL BE FAGS AT ONCE NOW.
[ Everyone is shown in the lunch room, the meeting begins ]
[ whadu is standing, talking to everyone ]
whadu: Okay all blacks, mexicans, jews, mexican jews, whites, asians and miscellaneous, I need some help. In four days, I am to speak at a press conference concerning tha actions of women in our office building. Now I've never spoken at one of these, so I need training, I want you guys to throw out random questions to me and I'll try to answer them as quickly and efficiently as I can... Let's be very serious guys.
( interview ) Weedtea: if i hadn't stopped that wild party this office would have been a nude fest
[ Maikeru walks behind weedtea and smacks him ]
weedtea: OBJEC-
[ Maikeru smacks weedtea again ]
[ the clock strikes 3:00 pm ]
[ whadu walks out of his office ]
[ Mad is shown drinking coffee ]
[ Cursed is shown giving monk a wedgie ]
[ Flash is shown powdering his skin white ]
whadu: Every one, I have something to say. Something I've been holding inside of me for a very long time, and I think right now is it the best time to get it out. Exactly this time. June 24th, 2003, on a Thursday, at exacly 3:00 PM... Well 3:01 PM now, when ---
so66: Out with it already.
whadu: SHUT UP STUPID BLACK KID MAN I HATE BLACK PEOPLE.
[ whadu walks over to GreenTea's desk ]
(interview) weedtea: i know what he's planning.
[ whadu looks at greentea and begins to speak in French ]
(interview) weedtea: A FUCKIN'FRENCH INVASION
[ weedtea assumes the objection pose ]
[ Cursed throws mad's coffee in weedtea's face ]
[ whadu continues french poem ]
[ silence falls as whadu continues his poem ]
[ mads stomach begins to rumble ]
[ whadu finishes his poem and laughter begins ]
The Man: Why is everyone laughing? and whats wrong with whadu's eyes?
Weedtea: i give up on this office..
(interview) Weedtea: To top it off, Mad crapped all over my desk while yelling " I'm so sorry Weedtea, im sooo sorry" and something about "Prelagalaga"
[ the camera zooms in ]
(still in interview) Weedtea: im changing my name back...
[ The End image appears ] |
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Saniya26
Level 19: Smoke Out
Posts: 987Timestamp: Wed Jun 11, 08 5:32 AM
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Cursed
Level 39: Paper Luigi
Posts: 13270Timestamp: Wed Jun 11, 08 2:43 PM
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whadu
Level 47: Snake Eater
Posts: 31346Timestamp: Wed Jun 11, 08 5:18 PM
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There were some classic parts in there. :laugh:
I actually think that was just as funny as the original.
GODLY NOOOOOO!
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RogueMarie
Level 25: Twin Snakes
Posts: 3132Timestamp: Wed Jun 11, 08 8:33 PM
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Jumpin' Jack Flash
Level 25: Twin Snakes
Posts: 3332Timestamp: Wed Jun 11, 08 9:04 PM
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The Man
Level 24: Sore Fingers
Posts: 2650Timestamp: Thu Jun 12, 08 4:00 PM
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NuclearCookout
Level 30: Knee Breaking Evil
Posts: 5724Timestamp: Fri Jun 13, 08 6:03 PM
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Super_Sonic
Level 31: Sheng Long
Posts: 6409Timestamp: Sat Jun 14, 08 5:26 PM
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| Quote: | | [ Maikeru is shown fumbling to zip up his pants ] |
I lol'd :laugh:
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"I thought you might be worried, about the security...of your shit."
It was electric, so frighteningly hectic.
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Black Rose
Level 31: Sheng Long
Posts: 6544Timestamp: Fri Jun 20, 08 1:09 PM
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| RogueMarie wrote: | | Cursed wrote: | | Quote: | | (interview) Charlie: Dumbass. |
BEST LINE. |
Agreed. |
Yeah, I'd have to agree with that, too. That was hilarious.
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