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so64 · Level 38: Crackdown **Posts:** 12548 **Timestamp:** Sat Oct 31, 09 7:02 PM

Hello people of BC. My name is Dr. S and I believe we have a mutual acquaintance in a Mr. So64. My friend so64 has allowed me to use his account in order to advertise my business. See, I was a former dentist who had quite a bad smile. I was so self-conscious of my smile, worrying whether people would judge me. And in the business I'm in, you need a nice, big smile or else risk being called a hypocrite. That was when I developed my patented Waile formula. Waile stands for wide smile and that is exactly what my formula will give you, a large, giant smile. Thanks to Waile, my business is booming, but enough of this self-gratification of my ego...let me post some of testimonies I received through my e-mail.

Karl from Houston: Wow, this product truly works! Waile has allowed me to get all kinds of chicks and whores! They especially like the way Waile makes my teeth all shinny!

Darla from Kansas City: Holy cow! This product worked a bit too well! My teeth permanently blinded my husband! I'm gonna sue the Hell out of you! Also, I keep biting my fingers off.

Olga from Russia: (incomprehensible due to the different writing style. Yet, one can make out several cuss words)

Kansas from Missouri: I like the taste of it. I drink it all the time. It gives me a boner.

As you can plainly see from these, er... coarse, unedited testimonies, the formula really works. Very potent stuff. But, enough of these words, you want pictures of it in action. Let me show you my after picture.

See how big my smile is? That is how a smile should be. You can contact me by 'PMing' Mr. So64.
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NativeTJ · Level 38: Crackdown **Posts:** 12102 **Timestamp:** Sat Oct 31, 09 7:26 PM

Jesus, reminds me of the one time this kid put bleach on his teeth expecting them to be whiter.
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