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Police : Texas grandmother charged with making bomb threat t



Police : Texas grandmother charged with making bomb threat to grandchildren's school


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SAN ANTONIO (AP) — Officials accuse a 51-year-old San Antonio grandmother of phoning a bomb threat to an elementary school that wouldn't let her visit her grandchildren.

The state jail Web site says Velma Gladys Brewster was free on bond Friday after being charged with making a terrorist threat to Windcrest Elementary School in northeastern San Antonio. More than 700 students and faculty members evacuated the campus Thursday after school officials received a threatening voicemail.

No explosives were found. A phone message left at Brewster's home Friday was not returned.

Police said Brewster didn't have permission from her daughter to visit her grandchildren at the school.


Stupid Quickies...



"History Bluff accidentally shoots a cannon at a house"

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UNIONTOWN, Pa. (AP) - A Pennsylvania history buff who recreates firearms from old wars accidentally fired a 2-pound cannonball through the wall of his neighbor's home. William Maser, 54, fired a cannonball Wednesday evening outside his home in Georges Township that ricocheted and hit a house 400 yards away. The cannonball, about two inches in diameter, smashed through a window and a wall before landing in a closet. Authorities said nobody was hurt.

State police charged Maser with reckless endangerment, criminal mischief and disorderly conduct.

No one answered the phone Friday at Maser's home. He told WPXI-TV recreating 19th century cannons is a longtime hobby. He said he is sorry and he will stop shooting them on his property, about 35 miles southeast of Pittsburgh.



"Boy sets friend on fire...Twice"

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SACRAMENTO, Calif. - A 12-year-old California boy is under arrest for allegedly setting his friend on fire twice.

The victim, a 13-year-old boy, suffered severe burns to his legs as well as burns to his arms and abdomen.

Fire officials say the two were playing in a tree house Wednesday and filled a balloon with lighter fluid. The balloon broke, soaking the 13-year-old in the fluid.

According to officials, as he started leaving to go change his clothes, the 12-year-old lit him on fire. The victim patted out the flames, but then 12-year-old allegedly lit him ablaze again.

Sacramento Fire Capt. Jim Doucette says he doesn't know if the suspect intended to hurt his friend or was just being playful.

He was taken to juvenile hall and faces arson charges.


A shotgun lunch



Source: mycentralnewjersey.com


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BRIDGEWATER — An argument between two brothers about a sandwich for their mother led Wednesday to charges of one brother pointing a shotgun at the other.

Anthony Pilla, 49, of East Main Street, was remanded to the Somerset County Jail in lieu of $50,000 bail set by state Superior Court Judge Allison Accurso after he was charged with aggravated assault and possession of a weapon for an unlawful purpose.

The incident started when Pilla and his brother were in the kitchen of the East Main Street home and argued about a sandwich for their mother, who lives in the house with Anthony, according to an affidavit filed in Superior Court.

The argument escalated to the point where the brother threw his cap and glasses at Anthony, the affidavit said.

Anthony then went into the basement and returned with a loaded shotgun, a Remington 1100 LW .41 caliber, the affidavit said.

The brothers wrestled, Anthony dropped the shotgun and their mother picked it up and took it out of the house, according to the affidavit.

The mother told police that Anthony pointed the shotgun at his brother. Police found the shotgun loaded with one live round and the safety off, the affidavit said.

In a statement to police after being given his Miranda warning about self-incrimination, Anthony said he "just wanted to scare" his brother and though he knew the gun was loaded, he thought the safety was on, the affidavit said.


Sad incidents of Beauty


[ Category: Profiles in stupidity ]


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Conspectus: "Han Hegyon (aka Hang Mioku), a former singer, destroyed her beauty by injecting cooking oil into her face. "

My thoughts: This is what our society has devolved to. We have put so much pressure on people on what we think beauty should be that more and more people are becoming desperate to conform to society's ephemeral views of beauty, leading to deleterious results such as these. Sad thing is, she was beautiful before this incident and yet she couldn't see the beauty within herself until it was little too late.


Texting


[ Category: Profiles in stupidity ]

Ah yes, cell phones. They have become widely prevalent throughout our society and it seems almost every age group has an equal proportion of cell phones. With their growing number of features, they seem to have become a large part of our lives. Yet, with their increased functions, they also seems to be causing a bit of problems in our nations; mainly with texting and people not watching where they are going. With that said, watch these videos and take caution: If you are moving while texting, you will be hurt or killed.











Police: Man seeks ride from detective after heist



Authorities say a parolee who robbed a Michigan bank was caught when he tried to hitch a ride from an undercover police detective.

Mark E. White was arraigned Friday on charges that include bank robbery and making a false bomb threat. He is being held at the Saginaw County Jail on $755,000 bond. It was not clear whether White had an attorney. Police did not immediately return a message seeking comment Saturday.

Authorities tell The Saginaw News that White flagged down Saginaw Township Detective Scott Jackson on Wednesday after the bank robbery a few blocks away.

White was paroled June 16 after serving time for operating a vehicle while intoxicated and violating an earlier parole.

Source: Kansas City star and mlive


Hide-and-seek leads to police and firefighters being called



From: The Herald

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A favorite childhood game is banned from the Jasmer household after 2-year-old Natalie proved herself the hide-and-seek champion.

Natalie went missing Tuesday evening while playing the game with her brother and sisters and the best efforts of neighbors, police and firefighters called by her frantic parents weren’t enough to turn up the tot.

The terrifying ordeal for her parents ended happily after more than an hour of scouring the neighborhood around the 10th Street mobile home park where the Jasmers live.

In the end, it was the family dog that flushed her out.

“Copper found her,” Natalie’s brother Kenny Findley said, crediting the mutt with discovering the tiny girl asleep inside a drawer underneath the washing machine in the family’s home.

Natalie’s family was obviously relieved but still visibly shaken after she was found. Six-year-old Delynn Jasmer continued to cry after her little sister was discovered.

“I was scared we were never going to find her” Delynn said.

“I’m sorry,” the sweet-faced blonde told those who crowded around her in the family’s living room about 7:15 p.m.

Natalie’s mother Michelle Jasmer said Natalie and her siblings were playing hide-and-seek at about 6 p.m. and the family thought she had gone outside with Delynn.

Dad Dennis Jasmer said Natalie’s siblings told him she had been tired, so he feared she’d wandered into the woods, lay down by a tree and nodded off.

“I tore the house apart. I looked everywhere,” Jasmer said. “I walked around and around and around.”

It seemed like everyone in the neighborhood helped look for the girl and police were called about 6:45 p.m. after she was still not found, Pymatuning Township patrolman Mike Brown said.

“The neighbors were out searching all over,” Brown said, adding that he was “very impressed with the community.”

Jasmer was grateful they came together to look for his daughter.

“At least it makes you feel kind of good. If something happens, everyone pitches in,” Jasmer said.


Maybe they should have used the dog first...Still, the toddler must have been very smart to think of a hiding spot like that.


56 tattoo stars girl admit she asked for them



From the Telegraph.co.uk

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A teenage girl who claimed 56 stars were tattooed on her on her face as she slept when she asked for three has admitted she was awake the whole time – and lied because her father was "furious". Kimberley Vlaminck had insisted she dozed off after asking the tattooist for just three small stars – then woke in horror to find her face was covered.

The Belgian blamed the Flemish-speaking tattooist for not being able to understand her French and English instructions. Amid a frenzy of media attention, she then said she would sue the tattoo artist, Rouslan Toumaniantz, for the £9,000 she needed for laser surgery to have them removed.

She said after the tattooing last week: "It is terrible for me. I cannot go out on to the street. I look like a freak."

But the 18-year-old has finally confessed she did not fall asleep, that she wanted all the stars and was "fully aware" of what Mr Toumaniantz was doing.

Ms Vlaminck told a Dutch TV crew: "I asked for 56 stars and initially adored them. But when my father saw them, he was furious. So I said I fell asleep and the that the tattooist made a mistake."

Mr Toumaniantz – himself covered from head to foot in tattoos and piercings – had consistently denied he had made a mistake and always insisted Vlaminck wanted all 56 stars.

He said at the time: "I maintain that she absolutely agreed that I tattoo those 56 stars on the left side of her face."

But despite insisting she had asked for 56 stars, he still initially agreed to pay for half of the treatment to remove the tattoos.

"Kimberley is unhappy and it is not my wish to have an unsatisfied client," he said.

"I don't regret it. To tell you the truth, this has given me some publicity." Mr Toumanaintz is now said to have withdrawn his cash offer and said from now on he will get written consent from clients before he begins tattooing.


Stupid People and You News: Russian sex Edition


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Hairdresser turns robber into sex slave
Source:Mosnews.com

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A young hairdresser in Kaluga, Central Russia, locked a robber who tried to steal her money in the basement of the beauty salon. After that, she has brutally raped her hostage for three days. A court in Kaluga has filed criminal charges against both of them, the Russian website Newsru.com reports.

The robber, who has not been named, burst into the salon armed with shotgun at about 17.00 on March 14. He demanded money. There were two hairdressers and one client in the salon at the time. One of hairdressers, who was studying judo and taekwondo, disabled the robber with a smashing body blow. Then she carried the unlucky robber to the basement and bound him with a hairdryer cord.

The hairdresser told her scared colleague and the client that she would call the police. But she did not. After work, instead of calling the police, she made her hostage undress. The perverted hairdresser forced the hostage to take several Viagra tablets. She chained the unfortunate robber with pink furry wristbands and painfully raped him for the next three days.

After his release, the exhausted robber filed charges against the perverted woman. The frenulum of his penis was torn as a consequence of rape session.

“That’s ridiculous. We had sex just a couple times. I brought him brand new jeans. I fed him every day and gave him one thousand rubles ($25) before his release,” the hairdresser said.

In response, she filed charges against the robber.

The robber admitted that the hairdresser really did feed him royally.

“I actually don’t know what will happen to them. But it’s a pity that they could not meet in the cell. They would be a great couple,” one of the police officers said.


Woman blasts off boyfriend’s penis with firecrackers

Source:Mosnews
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A Russian woman got so upset by the news that her boyfriend intended to leave her that she tied several firecrackers to his penis and exploded them, the Life.ru web-site reports.

The 33-year-old victim, identified as Alik D. had lived with the woman whose name was reported as Kira V. for about two years, but when the girlfriend started suggesting that they should marry, the man refused and said that he would rather return to his first wife with whom he had a son.

When Alik started moving out Kira suggested that they had a farewell dinner. After a hearty meal and some heavy drinking Alik fell asleep. The girlfriend tied several firecrackers to Alik’s penis and exploded them. The man was rushed to intensive care and doctors are reported to be fighting for his life.

Even if the man survives the girl will face up to 12 years imprisonment.


Real Life Psycho



Source:Timesonline
When arrested on Monday, Mr Parkin allegedly told police detectives: "I held my mother when she was dying and breathed in her last breath, so I am my mother."

Charles Hynes , the Brooklyn District Attorney, said that the alleged scam was “unparalleled in its scope and brazenness”.

Mr Hynes told the New York Daily News that Parkin had said he was “not Norman Bates”, the character from Alfred Hitchcock’s 1960 thriller Psycho who dressed up as his mother, Norma.

"He said he's not Norman Bates," Mr Hynes said. "This guy is not stupid, this guy is very smart. His schemes were brilliant."

One of the detectives who worked on the case said that Mr Parkin had gone to great lengths to disguise himself, even wearing a scarf around his neck to cover his Adam’s apple. But some things could not be hidden.

"He has rather large hands," Michael Vecchione, who heads the Rackets Bureau, told the New York Daily News.

Mr Parkin, who had lived with his mother, was accused of hatching the scheme after she died in 2003 at the age of 73. He allegedly concealed her death in order to collect $52,000 from her $700-a-month benefit payments over the next six years, prosecutors said.

Authorities say that Mr Parkin received a further $65,000 in rent subsidies by falsely claiming that he had a disability and that his mother was still alive and was his landlord.

He had allegeldy used Mr Rimolo to pose as the mother's nephew when going to cash benefit cheques and carry out other business, prosecutors said. A security camera image from the motor registry office shows Mr Parkin dressed as his frail-looking mother with Mr Rimolo filling out paperwork by his side.

The ruse had began to unravel amid a dispute over the mother's home, which was sold at foreclosure in 2003, police allege. Mr Parkin challenged the purchase by suing the new owner on his mother's behalf so that he would not be evicted.

As the property dispute dragged out, each side accused the other of fraud. By the time investigators arranged a meeting with the family in May, they already had proof that Mr Parkin's mother was dead — a photograph of her grave.

Mr Parkin and Mr Rimolo deny all charges.

When arrested on Monday, Mr Parkin allegedly told police detectives: "I held my mother when she was dying and breathed in her last breath, so I am my mother."

Charles Hynes , the Brooklyn District Attorney, said that the alleged scam was “unparalleled in its scope and brazenness”.

Mr Hynes told the New York Daily News that Parkin had said he was “not Norman Bates”, the character from Alfred Hitchcock’s 1960 thriller Psycho who dressed up as his mother, Norma.

"He said he's not Norman Bates," Mr Hynes said. "This guy is not stupid, this guy is very smart. His schemes were brilliant."

One of the detectives who worked on the case said that Mr Parkin had gone to great lengths to disguise himself, even wearing a scarf around his neck to cover his Adam’s apple. But some things could not be hidden.

"He has rather large hands," Michael Vecchione, who heads the Rackets Bureau, told the New York Daily News.

Mr Parkin, who had lived with his mother, was accused of hatching the scheme after she died in 2003 at the age of 73. He allegedly concealed her death in order to collect $52,000 from her $700-a-month benefit payments over the next six years, prosecutors said.

Authorities say that Mr Parkin received a further $65,000 in rent subsidies by falsely claiming that he had a disability and that his mother was still alive and was his landlord.

He had allegeldy used Mr Rimolo to pose as the mother's nephew when going to cash benefit cheques and carry out other business, prosecutors said. A security camera image from the motor registry office shows Mr Parkin dressed as his frail-looking mother with Mr Rimolo filling out paperwork by his side.

The ruse had began to unravel amid a dispute over the mother's home, which was sold at foreclosure in 2003, police allege. Mr Parkin challenged the purchase by suing the new owner on his mother's behalf so that he would not be evicted.

As the property dispute dragged out, each side accused the other of fraud. By the time investigators arranged a meeting with the family in May, they already had proof that Mr Parkin's mother was dead — a photograph of her grave.

Mr Parkin and Mr Rimolo deny all charges.


Thomas Parkin was arrested after an alleged fraud in which he impersonated his mother Irene at the Brooklyn Department of Motor Vehicles and attempted to renew her driver’s licence.

According to authorities, Mr Parkin wore a pink jacket and a blonde wig, nail polish, lipstick and dark glasses in an attempt to convince people he was Irene, who had been dead for six years.

Mr Parkin, 49, was charged yesterday with impersonated his mother in order to collect $117,000 (£71,000) in government benefits. He and the man accused of being his accomplice, Mhilton Rimolo, 47, pleaded not guilty to grand larceny, criminal impersonation and other charges after an alleged six-year plot.

When arrested on Monday, Mr Parkin allegedly told police detectives: "I held my mother when she was dying and breathed in her last breath, so I am my mother."

Charles Hynes , the Brooklyn District Attorney, said that the alleged scam was “unparalleled in its scope and brazenness”.

Mr Hynes told the New York Daily News that Parkin had said he was “not Norman Bates”, the character from Alfred Hitchcock’s 1960 thriller Psycho who dressed up as his mother, Norma.

"He said he's not Norman Bates," Mr Hynes said. "This guy is not stupid, this guy is very smart. His schemes were brilliant."

One of the detectives who worked on the case said that Mr Parkin had gone to great lengths to disguise himself, even wearing a scarf around his neck to cover his Adam’s apple. But some things could not be hidden.

"He has rather large hands," Michael Vecchione, who heads the Rackets Bureau, told the New York Daily News.

Mr Parkin, who had lived with his mother, was accused of hatching the scheme after she died in 2003 at the age of 73. He allegedly concealed her death in order to collect $52,000 from her $700-a-month benefit payments over the next six years, prosecutors said.

Authorities say that Mr Parkin received a further $65,000 in rent subsidies by falsely claiming that he had a disability and that his mother was still alive and was his landlord.

He had allegeldy used Mr Rimolo to pose as the mother's nephew when going to cash benefit cheques and carry out other business, prosecutors said. A security camera image from the motor registry office shows Mr Parkin dressed as his frail-looking mother with Mr Rimolo filling out paperwork by his side.

The ruse had began to unravel amid a dispute over the mother's home, which was sold at foreclosure in 2003, police allege. Mr Parkin challenged the purchase by suing the new owner on his mother's behalf so that he would not be evicted.

As the property dispute dragged out, each side accused the other of fraud. By the time investigators arranged a meeting with the family in May, they already had proof that Mr Parkin's mother was dead — a photograph of her grave.

Mr Parkin and Mr Rimolo deny all charges.

Source: [url=When arrested on Monday, Mr Parkin allegedly told police detectives: "I held my mother when she was dying and breathed in her last breath, so I am my mother."

Charles Hynes , the Brooklyn District Attorney, said that the alleged scam was “unparalleled in its scope and brazenness”.

Mr Hynes told the New York Daily News that Parkin had said he was “not Norman Bates”, the character from Alfred Hitchcock’s 1960 thriller Psycho who dressed up as his mother, Norma.

"He said he's not Norman Bates," Mr Hynes said. "This guy is not stupid, this guy is very smart. His schemes were brilliant."

One of the detectives who worked on the case said that Mr Parkin had gone to great lengths to disguise himself, even wearing a scarf around his neck to cover his Adam’s apple. But some things could not be hidden.

"He has rather large hands," Michael Vecchione, who heads the Rackets Bureau, told the New York Daily News.

Mr Parkin, who had lived with his mother, was accused of hatching the scheme after she died in 2003 at the age of 73. He allegedly concealed her death in order to collect $52,000 from her $700-a-month benefit payments over the next six years, prosecutors said.

Authorities say that Mr Parkin received a further $65,000 in rent subsidies by falsely claiming that he had a disability and that his mother was still alive and was his landlord.

He had allegeldy used Mr Rimolo to pose as the mother's nephew when going to cash benefit cheques and carry out other business, prosecutors said. A security camera image from the motor registry office shows Mr Parkin dressed as his frail-looking mother with Mr Rimolo filling out paperwork by his side.

The ruse had began to unravel amid a dispute over the mother's home, which was sold at foreclosure in 2003, police allege. Mr Parkin challenged the purchase by suing the new owner on his mother's behalf so that he would not be evicted.

As the property dispute dragged out, each side accused the other of fraud. By the time investigators arranged a meeting with the family in May, they already had proof that Mr Parkin's mother was dead — a photograph of her grave.

Mr Parkin and Mr Rimolo deny all charges.


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