Traders in Thailand can plug directly into the “Market Matrix” where they can leap from building to building and dodge bullets in a really cool ways.
It’s mah house, I throws paypah where I WANT!
With the financial downturn, the product necessary to glue down a combover may become unafforadble.
Going… going… going… gone.
Even the stress relief squeezy toys on the trading floors are sad.
A classic expression of pure anguish makes a great companion to a depressing article about economic collapse.
Shares of Sprite® were up sharply today on news of an EXTREME LEMON LIME THIRST BAILOUT!
Ok ok ok. What was it that Eddie Murphy and Dan Aykroyd did in “Trading Places”? Something with oranges… and buying… damnit what WAS that?
I don’t know man, that’s what he said in the debate, “Nailing Jello to a Wall.” Weird, right?
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