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whadu · Level 49: GameShark **Posts:** 37005 **Timestamp:** Sat Sep 20, 08 6:38 PM

actionnooz: From the great land of Oregon, we receive a funny story about a lady who goes by the name Earth Friend Gen Gennifer Moss. Gen Ross is a nudist and loves to be in the buff. Earth Friend Gen Gennifer Moss initially wanted to in-line skate at a 4th of July parade completely nude. Police and organizers refused to give her the right to do so, though her defenders cite in the past Oregon has allowed nude bike riders.

Undeterred, over the weekend it seemed Earth Friend Gen once again just couldn’t stand being dressed whilst skating. With nature calling out her birthday suit, Gen stripped down to nothing but a pair of skates and proceeded to skate through a park.

This is where the story took an interesting turn. Shocked and apparently horrified at what they had seen, a group of grizzled construction workers CALLED THE POLICE on Earth Friend Gen. When news of the rarely seen lack of cat-call by the construction workers reached the various work stations of on Anooz, we came up with the following theories on what caused the Construction Workers to call the cops…

1) They were Christian Construction Workers.
2) They were fabulously happy construction workers.
3) It as lunch break and at least two of their wive’s were onsite
4) Earth friend Gen is pretty ‘not attractive’…

I’m inclined to think either 1 or 4. Crazy, crazy Oregon, what shall you think of next. If anyone knows of any picture evidence or details on the story, let us know and help settle a nationwide bet.

Source: actionnooz.com
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