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 Psyche Corporation - "Diversity Day: Part I"
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NativeTJ
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Posts: 12094Timestamp: Thu Oct 29, 09 2:58 AM
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| Quote: | [TJ is at his desk, headphones in ears rocking back in forth, listening to what sounds like a guitar solo]
[So64 is shown sharpening a stack of pencils and placing them into his large mug that has a picture of the chemical compound of coffee on it]
[Madskillz and Saniya talking in the the back room, their voices are too faint to hear, but as the camera gets closer it sounds like they are talking about a homeless man they saw on the side of the street last night]
Saniya: I cant believe that the guy burnt his clothes on his barrel fire. He should have not gotten too close. I wish we could have done some thing to help him.
Madskillz: I wish we had a camera!
[The bathroom door slams and whadu is seen striding out of the bathroom with a pile of burnt looking clothes in his hands, Madskillz and Saniya look over and just stare]
whadu (interview): YES, I did sleep outside last night, corporate no longer lets me stay over night... something about energy conserving.
[A security clip of whadu yelling while playing a xbox game, the xbox is connected to a giant tv with many wires and a few glowing computers.]
[Title screen is played]
[whadu is seen sitting at his desk looking through a pen catalog]
whadu interview: I have made some changes around the office, we have downsized the office and we have only our best employees now.
[Turtleman is seen looking up pumpkin dildos on sextoys.com, Asylum looks over and stares]
Asylum: Child's play
[whadu is seen in the office once again with the catalog in his hands, the camera comes from behind whadu to reveal a Punisher comic book placed inside, reaches into his drawer and puts something pink into his coat pocket, whadu pages Marie]
whadu: Woman today we are having I will be busy.. so hold all my calls, it is diversity day
Marie: But most people on BC are mexican...
whadu:....CALM DOWN JUST DO IT
[whadu walks out of his office and looks around at everyone]
whadu: Everyone may I have your attention, today is a special day... it is diversity day.
Everyone must participate or see this or you will die]
Madskillz: why will we die?
whadu: because I have a fucking gun in my pocket and I will shoot you in your big Indian head
[whadu walks over to madskillz desk]
whadu: do you understand?
[An object is poking out from under his jacket]
Madskillz:.... yes
whadu: good
[whadu pulls the object out of his coat and hits him over the head with it, the object looked like rubber dildo with a pumpkin around it]
whadu (interview): I got is as a gift in the mail yesterday from this Indian woman I have been sending money to.
Turtleman interview: I have been sending whadu emails pretending to be a Indian woman who needs a husband to come to America.
[whadu walks into the conference room]
whadu: alright chillins everyone get into my house we goin' to have some fried chicken!
Madskillz: but I thought it was diversity day?
[whadu pulls out the dildo and looks at madskillz in anger]
[The whole office walks into the conference room and sees 3 rows of TVs and xboxs plugged into each]
whadu: I want each of you to go to a TV
[Turt, JumpingJackFlash, Cursed, and Metal sit next to each other; Bigrob, TJ, Madskillz and Saniya are in the next row; the next row BigN, Asylum, Biotic, lilsparkangel]
whadu: The rest of you were too goddamn so, so you all have to go back to work! Okay each of you I want to grab a controller and log into xbox live.
[2cool as he walks out of the room hesitates]
2cool: Didnt cooperate say we have to conserve energy to prevent more downsizing?
[whadu runs up in his face]
whadu: GET THE FUCK OUT
[2cool is startled and walks back to his desk in the backroom; whadu walks back in front of the employees]
whadu: now where was I... ah yes, I want now all of you to start gears of war 2 and join my server.
[whadu walks over to his xbox, all of the sudden a naked black man runs past the room, the girls scream]
BigN: WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!
[Cursed looks over at BigN]
Cursed: That guy looked familiar..
[There is a load bang sound, the xboxs and tv's turn off, everyone looks around confused, then the lights flicker to dim]
whadu: son of a bitch...it was the fucking commies
Madskillz: but whadu corporate probably did it because we are wasting so much energy
[whadu shows mad the dildo]
[So64 comes running into the room looking like something blew up in his face]
So64: whadu uh... I
whadu: broken controllers nukka
[The employees stare blankly at whadu]
whadu (interview): I got that saying from TJ
So64: I uh, I have been working on a disinbigament placement transferring prototype that rearranges the molecular compounds of molecular beings and thus creating a plutonic replication of the subject making it juust-
Biotic: In fucking English!
Biotic (interview): I hate blacks
[A naked So65 is seen out of the room humping Marie’s leg]
[Back in the room]
So64: I created clones of myself and it you spray them with water they turn evil!
TJ: Why did you design them to do that?
So64: So I can sell more pens.
TJ: Wait, how does that make you sell more pens?
So64: Through fear my friend, through fear.
[Through the windows you see Marie spraying So65 with a squirt gun, the So65 then gains muscles and a black cape, he then picks up Marie and drags her out of the room screaming]
Marie: *Screaming*
whadu: CALM DOWN
[To be continued...]
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NativeTJ
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