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ok this one time me and this guy bob were walkin to go play basketball then this kid on a bike kept staring at us and he crashes into a big ass garbage can and falls down it was so funny i was laughing for 10 minutes
another time was when me and the same guy bob were walkin home and we were looking at cars and see this kid with a helmet in the car on me and bob were like wtf and i almost choked on what i was drinkin
u have ne funny stories about ur self ? share them so i can laugh some more peace :)
ok so me and this girl are chilling in the middle of the mall for lunch then i see these 2 guys run up behind this one guy take down his pants and lick his balls i swear to god i aint lying anyway this guy who just got ball licked go finds a fire extinguisher and goes after those 2 guys and sprays them in the face and starts beating them down until security came here i am laughing my ass off on my way back to work
so im at work right now i work security at an office building and no one is here today cuz of labor day so i was bored while walking throught the building so i decided to draw dicks on some dry erase boards so when people come in tomorrow they will find them in there offices LOL
i think god just put indians on earth just so we could laugh
yesterday at work i was walking down the hall and these these two indians were talking in hindu or whatever then i so wanted to say ohhh my goodness then when i turned the corner i busted out laughing.
Thursday, Sept. 4 Washington Redskins at New York Giants
Sunday, Sept. 7 Cincinnati Bengals at Baltimore Ravens
Sunday, Sept. 7 New York Jets at Miami Dolphins
Sunday, Sept. 7 Kansas City Chiefs at New England Patriots
Sunday, Sept. 7 Houston Texans at Pittsburgh Steelers
Sunday, Sept. 7 Jacksonville Jaguars at Tennessee Titans
Sunday, Sept. 7 Detroit Lions at Atlanta Falcons
Sunday, Sept. 7 Seattle Seahawks at Buffalo Bills
Sunday, Sept. 7 Tampa Bay Buccaneers at New Orleans Saints
Sunday, Sept. 7 St. Louis Rams at Philadelphia Eagles
Sunday, Sept. 7 Dallas Cowboys at Cleveland Browns
Sunday, Sept. 7 Carolina Panthers at San Diego Chargers
Sunday, Sept. 7 Arizona Cardinals at San Francisco 49ers
Sunday, Sept. 7 Chicago Bears at Indianapolis Colts
Monday, Sept. 8 Minnesota Vikings at Green Bay Packers
Monday, Sept. 8 Denver Broncos at Oakland Raiders
I got a NFL pool going so if any of you want to play just let me know at the end of the season the winner of the season will get something.
All you gotta do is pick the teams you want to win each week and number the games 1-16 (1 being unsure who is going to win) (16 being your most confident pick)
8:45 Wake up to hugs and kisses
9:00 5 lbs lighter on the scale
9:30 Light Breakfast
11:00 Sunbathe
12:30 Lunch with best friend at outdoor cafe
1:45 Shopping
2:30 Run into boyfriend's/husband's ex and notice she's gained 30 lbs
3:00 Facial, massage, nap
7:30 Candlelight dinner for two and dancing
10:00 Make love
11:30 Pillow talk in his big strong arms
The Perfect Day Him
6:45 Alarm.
7:00 Shower and massage.
7:30 Blowjob.
7:45 Massive dump while reading USA Today sports section.
8:15 Limo arrives, Stoli Bloody Marys.
8:30 Butler Aviation, O'Hare Field, Lear Jet to Augusta, Georgia.
9:30 Front nine holes, Augusta National Golf Club.
11:30 Lunch 2 dozen oysters, 3 Heinekens.
12:30 Blowjob.
12:45 Back nine holes, Augusta National Golf Club.
2:30 Limo to Augusta Airport, Bombay Sapphire Martini.
3:30 Nassau, Bahamas, Afternoon fishing with all female crew (topless). Sex for each fish caught. Catch 1249 lb. Blue Marlin. Grilled tuna and steamed lobster appetizers, six Heinekens, nap.
6:15 Blowjob.
6:30 Lear Jet return flight, total body massage in transit.
7:30 Shit, shower, shave.
8:00 Watch CNN Live coverage of Bill Clinton's resignation. Hillary and Al Gore are indicted in the same scandal (which involves graphic pictures and large farm animals).
9:00 Dinner at Ritz Carlton, Oysters Casino, 20 oz. Filet mignons (rare), Gorgonzola salad, Fettucini Alfredo, Chateau Lafite Rothschild 1963 (magnum) creme brute, Louis XII Cognac, Cohiba Lancero
10:30 Sex with 3 women, all from different countries
11:30 Whirlpool, steam and massage. Women quietly get dressed, hail cab and leave. Midnight Blowjob. Sleep
1.Back to the future
2.Saving Private Ryan
3.Rush hour 2
4.Happy Gilmore
5.The New Guy
6.Big Daddy
7.Road Trip
8.Men in Black
9.Shawshank Redemption
10.Robo Cop
ok so i was driving home last nite around 2 am and i turned on to this street by a forest preserve and like 5 deers ran with my car im like wtf did i just turn into will smith haha it was wierd
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