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There are 50 Gargoyles around Albion and are stone carvings attached to houses and buildings. You need to use a fine aim and shoot them to destroy them. The first one gives you a map. The gargoyles are the Scottish sounding guys you hear, if you hear one slagging you off, there's one nearby.You return to Gargoyles Trove in Bowerstone (in the water under bridge) to... unlock the treasure for each 10.
treasure for each 10 the doors here unlock.
10 GG gets you Dog Tricks Growl book
20GG gets you Potion of Life
30GG gets you an Emeraldx3
40GG gets you 10,000 gold
50GG gets you the ultimate treasure ...
BOWERSTONE Market 4/4
-Upon entering from the lake entrance, before crossing the main bridge into town, go down to the waters edge. Go down the slope and under the bridge. On your right above two arches is a GG. Upon entering from the lake entrance, before crossing the main bridge into town, go up to the ramparts and follow the path to the end. The GG is at the end on top of one of the spires. To reach the spires the entrance is to the left and slightly behind the statue of the person riding a pig.
-Before crossing the main bridge from the bower lake there is a carraige area. The Gargolyle is in the carriage parkOn the top floor of the furniture shop. Next to the door.
OAKFIELD 3/3
-behind the scuptor's house.
-Opposite the Sandgoose Inn there is a small footbridge over the stream. The gargolye is on the side of the bridge, you can aim and shoot from the path.
-You need to swim across a pool of water to reach the Oakfield Cemetery (area of water on right side of map). As soon as you exit the water look up to your left on a ruined pillar/arches and there's the blighter.
BOWERSTONE OLD TOWN 2/2
-As you enter from the cemetery side, you'll see steps leading up and an arch on the left, There's a water tower above. The GG sits on the water tower.
-Inside the house called The Felling Residence on the staircase. The house is located just on the right before you get to the large tree dead end. SW of map.
BOWERSTONE CEMETERY 5/5
-Facing the statue that is bent over, follow the path up the steps and the veer to the left as you reach the top. You'll see an area with some tombs. If you look on the right of the largest tomb you'll see the GG on the roof.
-At the top of the cemetery is a large crypt if you stand on the steps and face away from the door way, you'll see a building on your left. The GG is on the roof here.
-Following the path upwards from the bend over statue (facing it) you'll reach steps going up. keep going up the second flight of steps and immediately look sharp right, on the roof of the large tomb is a GG. Smoke his sorry ass.
-In the cemetery mansion area to the NW of the map there is a locked gate that requires buying the mansion to acquire. Well you can ignore that for now and simply hug the tree and bookcase on the very right of the gate. If you fine aim and look up to the tower on your left between the trees, you'll see the Gargoyle.
-Shelly Crypt - gain access here you need to purchase the Cemetery Mansion. This gives you the key to the locked gates outside the mansion. Once inside you'll follow a single path as the quest plays out. Once you enter a room where you shoot the orb switch to light the invisible walkways. before you exit this room at the doorway turn right and you'll see the Gargoyle on the rocks. he is quite hard to hear.
BOWESTONE LAKE 5/5
If you go to the edge of the largest lake , You'll see some arches in ruins. Its directly opposite the door of the hut that is in the center of the lake. Inside the arches on your left up high is the Gargoyle.
-Inside the OLD TOMB (center of the lake) Work your way until you reach an area with water and ruins. Follow the path upwards and you'll enter above the water and next to some stalagtites. Drop down once on your right and the look upwards from where you jumped from to see the GG.
-On the east side of the map there is an exit point and slighty NW of there is a a ruined archway. If you look up the GG is on the right up high.
-On the same archway in the south east part of the map there is a ruined archway, with a GG above the arch.
-Coming from the gypsy camp if you follow the path you'll come to a bridge which crosses the river. On your left there is a waterfall. If you follow the small grassy area before the bridge that gets you closer to the waterfall just on the rocks above the fall is the GG he's on the right side. He will be quite far from here so you'll need to aim carefully.
Rescuing Charley Mission opens Tomb of Heroes
-Inside the Tomb of Heroes - you'll enter an area with a pool of water in the center of the floor.Simply walk through the area into the arched doorway at the end and turn around to look up at the opposite side of the door.
BRIGHTWOOD 4/5
-In the SE area of the map there is a large lake with a ruined tower in the centre. Go behind the tower and the GG is there.
-Archon's Knot - to get here you need to climb up to the teleporter on Brightwood tower and jump off into a circular hole. this leads into Archon's Knot. As soon as you drop down into the water there is a GG behind you
-On route to westcliff you'll see three ruined arches that you can walk through and a small pond next to them. The GG is above the arches This is before the SW exit.
-Inside the Forsaken Fortress. As you enter the castle grounds there are two staircases on each side of you as you enter the outdoor area, take the right hand stairs to the top. The GG is at the end at your height on a ruined pillar. It's opposite one of the circular indentations on the path's wall.
-The last is in Brightwood tower once you instigate the quest by buying it for around 240,000. The Gargoyle is at the top , in the room with a bed just outside one of the windows, shoot them out and you'll find it. (thanks to i_706_i )
WESTCLIFF 5/5
-From the docks as you make your way up the cliff you can see the GG on the cliff face.
-Howling halls - As you make your way down, you'll come to to a room with a spiky floor, immediately on your left as you enter is the GG on the wall behind a pillar. Although if you come from another direction it'll be on your right.
-Outside the entrance to Howling Halls where there is a large archway. Go to the Halls doorway but do not enter. Turn around and look up at the arch on the left and the GG is there.
-The SE part of the map (south of the river) there is a ruined tower which you can climb. On one of the edges you can dive and the other vault. Use the vault option to drop down onto a raised section with a chest and gargoyle.
-At the very south pathway on the map you'll see some stones and a stone archway before a wooden shack. With the shack in front of you turn left and you'll see a stone archway in the trees and a treasure chest. the GG is on the stone archway as you turn around from the chest.
FAIRFAX GARDENS 3/3
-Above the main building doorways up high. You'll need to stand back a bit to see.
-Lady Grey's Tomb - you'll have to start the quest that allows you to enter here Love Hurts. Once entered follow the path until you need to vault. Before jumping the GG is directly ahead of you.
- There is another in the FairFax mansion but you have to beat the story before you can buy the mansion for 1,000,000. Once you buy it, head inside to the library, The Gargoyle is on the wall above the entrance you walked in. (thanks to i_706_i )
WRATHMARSH 6/6
- inside the small house at the start as you enter here for the first time.
-After crossing the lake there is a house with a shed in front of it. The shed has a wheel on it. Around the side of the shed is the GG.
-After crossing the old Oakvale bridge, follow the path ntil you reach some old ruins. On your right there is a path which leads to a chest go to chest turn around and you'll see the GG on the ruined arch.
-As you make your way through an area with buildings you cant enter, there is a pool of fog before you with several statues and coffins around it. Progress ffrom here and you'll reach some ruined tombs, the GG is on the last tomb on your left. This is just before going under a large arch.
-Inside twinblades tomb once u navigate the puzzles to reach the coffin room at the top there is a gg inside this room above door.
Once you have taken the seal to the doorway you'll enter the SHADOW COURT tomb and follow a set path until you descend the two stairs. you'll see a corridor with spikes coming from the floor. Run past these and do a u-turn to look behind you . The GG is above the doorway where you entered the spiked floor room.
BLOODSTONE 4/4
-Head to the boathouse where a boat is being built, before going in through the door, look between the boathouse and the house on the left, the GG is rested on the side.
-At the waterfront where the large ship is moored, swim into the water and head to the only sandy area against the rocks (it's just big enough to stand on. Opposite, facing out to sea you'll see a GG on the rocks.
-Head along the waterfront until you come to lots of huts and a large crane. The GG is on the crane.
-The SInkHole - after you take the ship to find the 10 bits of treasure you'll drop into a water area around a large tree. To exit this area you need to climb up the grassy areas near the waterfalls. The second waterfall has a GG on the left of it.
ROOKRIDGE 5/5
-Go upstairs of the Rookridge Inn and follow the rail tracks and work your way to the second set of tracks by following the path - work your way to the end and on a top of the pulley tower on your right is a GG,
-Inside the Hobbe Cave as you enter a cavern with wooden beams and chains the GG is on the wall on your left.
-At the entrance/exit by the sea there is a GG on the cliff face viewable from the beach.
- At the entrance to the Temple of Shadows (NW of map), before going down the spiral stairs, walk to the large windows where there are two statues and lots of arches. Facing the windows, turn right and you'll see the Gargoyle perched up on the wall beyond the arches.
-Inside the Temple of Shadows - Follow the Left pathway (inside the room with the dial) to the main chamber (a room with a misty floor) and there is a Gargoyle above the doorway opposite the chair and desk.
BANDIT COAST 2/2
-In the main ruins of the bandit camp at the west of map there is a gg on the ruins up high.
-Before you reach the ruins you can drop down on the path to the left where there are two flags and a small wooden platform, follow a narrow path to a doorway, enter this door to find a chest and GG on the left in a hole in the wall.
Step back gonna come at ya fast
I'm driving out of control
And getting ready to crash
Won't stop shaking up what I can
I serve it up in a shot
So suck it down like a man
So baby yes I know what I am
And no I don't give a damn
And you'll be loving it
Some days I'm a super bitch
Up to my old tricks
But it won't last forever
Next day I'm your super girl
Out to save the world
And it keeps gettin' better
Kiss kiss gonna tell you right now
I'll make it sweet on the lips as it can knock you out
Shut up I don't care what you say
Cuz when we both in the ring you're gonna like it my way
Yeah baby there's a villain in me so sexy sour and sweet
And you'll be loving it
Some days I'm a super bitch
Up to my old tricks
But it won't last forever
Next day I'm your super girl
Out to save the world
And it keeps gettin' better
Hold on
Keeps gettin' better
Hold on
Keeps gettin' better
In the blink of an eye
In the speed of the light
I'll hold the universe up
And make your planets collide
When I strap on my boots
And I slip on my suit
You see the vixen in me
Becomes an angel for you
Some days I'm a super bitch
Up to my old tricks
But it won't last forever
Next day I'm your super girl
Out to save the world
And it keeps gettin' better
Some days I'm a super bitch
Up to my old tricks
But it won't last forever
Next day I'm your super girl
Out to save the world
And it keeps gettin' better
Hold on
Keeps gettin' better
Hold on
Keeps gettin' better
Note: The name of this song is actually "Bruises."
I tried to do handstands for you
I tried to do headstands for you
Every time I fell on you yeah every time I fell
I tried to do handstands for you
But every time I fell for you
I'm permanently black and blue, permanently blue for
you
I tried to do handstands for you
I tried to do headstands for you
Every time I fell on you yeah every time I fell
I tried to do handstands but every time I fell for you
I'm permanently black and blue, permanently blue for
You ooo ...
For you ooo ...
So black and blue ooo ...
For you ooo ...
I grabbed some frozen strawberries so I could ice your bruisy knees
But frozen things they all unfreeze and now I taste like
All those frozen strawberries I used to chill your bruisy knees,
Hot July ain't good to me
I'm pink and black and blue
I got bruises on my knees for you
And grass stains on my knees for you
Got holes in my new jeans for you
Got pink and black and blue
Got bruises on my knees for you
And grass stains on my knees for you
Got holes in my new jeans for you
Got pink and black and blue for
You ooo ...
For you ooo ....
So black and blue ooo ...
For you ooo ...
latingossip: There is a porno video floating around and it features Jenni Rivera!
People en Español reports that Jenni and one of her musicians taped themselves in XXX sex acts using a cell phone camera and that video was stolen back in June.
Several people in the Mexican music industry have already seen the video, and Jenni herself has confirmed this as being true.
You know that video will soon make it on the Internet!
You can read the guide and/or play the game below.
Here is everything you need to do to win Naughty Elevator, one of the more “adult naughty” of the games made with this theme. It’s pretty easy to get through, and if you want to play it, here is the link on AddictingGames.com:
1. Take the Dental Floss from the old man’s pocket. Click on the red alarm, then the dental floss, then the old man’s cane. *SMACK* Stupid old man!!
2. Click on the First Aid box and get the scissors. Click on the red alarm, then the scissors, then on the girl’s bag. Oops!!
3. Click on the exhaust fan button, then click on the burrito in your pocket. *POOT* Disgusting!!
4. Click on the big man, then the old man, then the big man again, then the old man again. Oh my god!!
5. Click on the chewing gum. Click on the chewing gum, and then the girl. Click on the chewing gum, and then the guy going to the party. Oh no!!
6. Take the sandpaper. Click on the sandpaper, then the new guy. Take the match. Click on the match, then the girl’s skirt. Help!!
Another day another snooting game! The next game? Sniper Assassin 2
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Level1
Wait for the guy to leave for work and shoot the guy sneaking under the window
Level2 - Level Code Bully
Shoot the guy with the do rag and then shoot the other guy with the baseball bat in the store
Level3 - MANIAC
Shoot the guy in the upper right window who is going through drawers
Level4 - JUSTICE
Shooth the guy in the middle that is not wearing glasses
Level5 - LOVING WIFE
Shoot the tree branch on the right tree. It will only fall if he is under it. It is will the be left most treebranch. It took me a long time to find the sweet spot, so be patient!
Level 6 - RANSOM
Find the guy with the package. Then wait for the “bad guy” to stop and talk to the package guy. Then shoot the bad guy in the head (I thought we weren’t supposed to kill him?)
Level 7 - PERSUASION
Alternate between kicking and hitting but make sure that the light keeps swinging. When fear is higher than gut, press space
Level 8 - HIDOUT
Shoot in the following order - Guy by tree, guy in window most left, guy in window most right, guy on roof, guy by car
Level 9 - SUCKER
Shoot both men as they go to get into the helicopter
Level 10 - BEACH PARTY
Shoot the string for the kite. Shoot the ball. Wait for them all to leave and then shoot the guy in the leg
She even sings, "Let's make a movie, baby," on the Rockwilder-produced track, although don't expect a Kelis sex tape to hit the Internet anytime soon. "It's kind of like a fantasy record," the singer said recently. "It's sort of about being very comfortable with yourself in public, which is an important thing, particularly in the business we're in.
(Rihanna):
You're gonna be a shining star, fancy clothes, fancy car-ars.
And then you'll see, you're gonna go far.
Cause everyone knows, who you are-are.
So live your life, ay ay ay.
Instead of chasing that paper.
Just live your life (Oh!), ay ay ay.
Ain't got no time for no haters.
Just live your life (Oh!), ay ay ay.
No telling where it'll take you.
Just live your life (Oh!), ay ay ay.
Cause I'm a paper chaser.
Just living my life (ay), my life (oh), my life (ay), my life (oh)
Just living my life (ay), my life (oh), my life (ay), my life (oh)
(T.I.):
Nevermind what haters say, ignore them 'til they fade away.
Amazing they ungreat for after all the games I gave away.
Safe to say I paved the way, for you can't get paid today.
You still be wasting days away, nah had I never saved the day.
Consider them my protégé, how much I think they should pay.
Instead of being gracious, they violated and made you wait.
I never been a hater still I love them, yeah I graze the way.
Some say they so yay and no they couldn't even work on Labor day.
It aint that they black or white, their hands of area in shades of grey.
I'm West side anyway, even if I left the day it fades away.
Some move away to make a way not move away cause they afraid.
I'll go back to the hood and all you ever did was hate away.
I pray for patience but they make me want to face away.
Like I once made them scream, now I could make them plead their case away.
Been thuggin' all my life, can't say I don't deserve to take a break.
If you ever see me catch a case, and watch my future fade away.
(Rihanna):
You're gonna be a shining star, fancy clothes, fancy car-ars.
And then you'll see, you're gonna go far.
Cause everyone knows, who you are-are.
So live your life, ay ay ay.
Instead of chasing that paper.
Just live your life (Oh!), ay ay ay.
Ain't got no time for no haters
Just live your life (Oh!), ay ay ay.
No telling where it'll take you.
Just live your life (Oh!), ay ay ay.
Cause I'm a paper chaser.
Just living my life.
(T.I.):
I'm the opposite of moderate, immaculately polished with the spirit of a hustler and the swagger of a college kid.
Allergic to the counterfeit, impartial to the politics.
Articulate but still would grab a nigga by the collar quick.
Whoever had problems, they reckonsile they just holla 'tip.
If that don't work and just fails, then turn around and follow 'tip.
I got love for the game but ay I'm not in love with all of it.
I do without the fame and the rappers nowadays are comedy.
The hootin' and the hollerin', back and forth with the argueing.
Where you from, who you know, what you make and what kind of car you in.
Seems as though you lost sight of whats important with the positive.
And checks until your bank account, and you're about poverted.
Your values is a disarrayed, prioritized are horribly.
Unhappy with the riches cause you pis-pone morraly.
Ignoring all prior advice and fore warning.
And we might be full of ourselves all of a sudden aren't we?
(Rihanna):
You're gonna be a shining star, fancy clothes, fancy car-ars.
And then you'll see, you're gonna go far.
Cause everyone knows, who you are-are.
So live your life, ay ay ay.
Instead of chasing that paper.
Just live your life (Oh!), ay ay ay.
Ain't got no time for no haters
Just live your life (Oh!), ay ay ay.
No telling where it'll take you.
Just live your life (Oh!), ay ay ay.
Cause I'm a paper chaser.
Just living my life (ay), my life (oh), my life (ay), my life (oh)
Just living my life (ay), my life (oh), my life (ay), my life (oh)
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Format
CD (1)
Release Date
11/11/2008
Original Release Date
2008
Genre
General Soundtracks & Shows
Label
Verve (USA)
Studio/Live
Studio
Mono/Stereo
Stereo
Tracks
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1. Idea Comes...Hard, The
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2. Wynona's Big Brown Beaver
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3. Sex & Candy
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4. Steal My Sunshine
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5. Salutations
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6. Smalltown Boy
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7. Rosie Defense, The
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8. Just Like Honey
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9. Money Montage, The
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10. Star Whores
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11. Fett's Vette
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12. Meet The Producer
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13. Dreaming
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14. Delaney's Lament
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15. Party Up
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16. Hey
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17. Worst Porno You've Ever Seen, The
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18. You And I Are A Gang Of Losers
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19. Ain't Love Grand
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20. I Love You
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21. Dutch Rudder, The
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22. We Don't Have To Take Our Clothes Off
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23. Parting Shot
It seems as if Tila Tequila is following the lead of many young ingenue’s (young actresses) by filming her exploits in bed. Her rep says;
“There is no sex tape.”
But seiously, who believes that? Pam Anderson’s rep said the same thing… and out popped her video. Then Paris Hilton, Vida Guerra, Kim Kardashian, and recently Britney Spears all followed suit. All of the above mentioned “Celebrities” have gained legions of fans, notoriety in the public media, and some level of fame - be it fleeting.
Ms. Tequila began her career as a MySpace “Friend”. Her profile garnered many “friend” requests and her profile views have reached the millions. ABC, NBC, CBS, CNN, MSNBC, and the CW (really!) all fell at her feet, begging for interviews on their morning talk shows - and she agreed. She has a Single being released Feb. 27th on iTunes, and her “Making The Video” is available on YouTube.
We beg to have our voice heard, though. How many more “Softcore Pornstars” will make it into the public spotlight - only to be accepted by Middle-America? You be the judge.
Here is her sex tape “trailer”.
To tell you the truth - it may be released on iTunes as well.
Naughty Summer Camp has a tough Lesson plan for you. The first and the most important lesson plan is, ignore the prepared schedule! That’s because the cardinal rule here is, it’s a camp, not school! Wreak havoc on your counselor. She won’t remember you next summer. Or she will end up remembering you her whole life!
So here goes the Naughty Summer Camp Walkthrough. This walkthrough would help you in your present and future quest for hints, cheats, tips, codes etc.
LEVEL 1:
click on First Aid Box
click on cotton wool
click on glue (on the tree)
click on YOUR cotton wool, then click on water
click on YOUR wet cotton wool and glue
click on trumpet
LEVEL 2:
click on the mirror
click on the boy’s penknife
click on YOUR penknife and then click on the teacher when she bent
click on YOUR mirror then click on the magnifying glass
LEVEL3:
click on the dung
click on YOUR dung, then click on water
click on YOUR fertilizer, then click on the flower
LEVEL 4:
click on the empty can
click on the pills
click on the pen
click on the paper
click on the bird
click on YOUR green bottle, then click on the red bottle
LEVEL 5:
click on the glass sheet three times
click on YOUR tank, then click on the water
click on the glove
click on YOUR glove, then click on the eel
click on the wire
clcik on the switch
LEVEL6:
click on the bottle
click on YOUR bottle, then click on the honeycomb on the tree
click on YOUR jar
click on the eye
click on the banana
click on the paper
click on YOUR paper, then click on the teacher’s skirt
For the third episode of the third season, I would like to introduce a "bigger and better" way to watch FNL on Broken Controllers. Go to the Friday Night Lights Online weblog to view an archive of all of season three's episodes. You should also favorite/bookmark it so you don't have to come to the forum and search for the newest episode, because the newest episode will always be on the top at the FNLO weblog. Thanks and break on.
You can choose to watch it here on the smaller screen as it's been the past weeks, or watch it at Friday Night Lights Online (recommended). When you get there, click the link to view it in the best possible view for a full screen.
If you do watch it there, you can also leave comments (even without registration). I'm thankful for all the thank yous, but if you really want to thank me, discuss FNL and the latest episode there by leaving comments. Converse with others.
Notes: If the video does not load or is removed, watch it here.
Bruce Wayne: I knew the mob wouldn't go down without a fight. But this is different. They crossed the line.
Alfred Pennyworth: You crossed the line first, sir. You squeezed them, you hammered them. And in their desperation they turned to a man they didn't fully understand.
Detective Wuertz: Dent! Jesus, I thought you was dead!
Two-Face: Half...
Harvey Dent: Rachel's told me everything about you.
Bruce Wayne: I certainly hope not.
Gotham National Bank Manager: The criminals in this town used to believe in things. Honor. Respect. Look at you! What do you believe in? What do you believe in!
The Joker: I believe whatever doesn't kill you simply makes you... stranger.
Mayor: [regarding The Joker] What do we got?
Lt. James Gordon: Nothing. No DNA, no fingerprints. Clothing is custom, no tags or brand labels. No name, no other alias. Nothing in his pockets but knives and lint.
The Joker: Evening, Commissioner...
Lt. James Gordon: Harvey Dent never made it home.
The Joker: Of course he didn't.
Lt. James Gordon: What did you do with him?
The Joker: Me?! I was here the whole time!
[shows Gordon his handcuffs]
The Joker: Who did *you* leave him with?
[from trailer]
The Joker: Why... so... serious?
[from trailer]
The Joker: [to Rachel] A little fight in ya. I like that.
Batman: Then you're going to love me.
Bruce Wayne: People are dying, Alfred. What would you have me do?
Alfred Pennyworth: Endure, Master Wayne. Take it. He'll hate you for it. But that's the point of Batman, he can be the outcast. He can make the choice that no one else can make, the righteous.
Bruce Wayne: Well today I found out what Batman can't do. He can't endure this. Today you finally get to say "I told you so."
Alfred Pennyworth: Today, sir, I don't want to.
[pauses for several moments]
Alfred Pennyworth: But I did bloody tell you.
[stumbles out of wrecked truck]
The Joker: [to Batman] Come on, I want you do it, I want you to do it. Come on, hit me. *Hit me!*
Grumpy: I'm bettin' The Joker told you to kill me soon as we loaded the cash.
The Joker: No, no. I kill the bus driver.
Grumpy: Bus driver? What bus driver?
[a school bus drives through the wall and kills Grumpy]
Happy: So why do they call him "The Joker"?
Dopey: I heard he wears make-up.
Happy: Make-up?
Dopey: Yeah, to scare people. You know, war paint.
Harvey Dent: You're Alfred, right?
Alfred Pennyworth: That's right, sir.
Harvey Dent: You've known Rachel her entire life.
Alfred Pennyworth: Well, not yet.
[chuckles]
Alfred Pennyworth: [small pause]
Harvey Dent: Any psychotic ex-boyfriends I should be aware of?
Alfred Pennyworth: Oh, you have no idea!
The Joker: Where do we begin? A year ago, these cops and lawyers wouldn't dare cross any of you. I mean, what happened? Did your - did your balls drop off? Hmm?
The Joker: Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. We're tonight's entertainment. I only have one question. Where is Harvey Dent?
[nobody responds; The Joker walks around the room pointing his shotgun at everyone.]
The Joker: You know where Harvey is? You know who he is?
[grabs a man's face]
The Joker: You know where I can find Harvey? I need to talk to him about something. Just something, a little.
[Ttrns the man's face away]
The Joker: No...
[Gambol makes a threat; Joker opens his coat to reveal setup of grenades on a string, which he starts to tug.]
The Joker: Now, let's not *blow* things out of proportion here...You know what? Here is my card.
[takes out Joker card and sets it on the table]
The Joker: You let me know when you start taking things a bit more seriously.
Batman: [to The Joker] You wanted me, here I am.
Bruce Wayne: [to Rachel] You know that day you once told me about, when Gotham would no longer need Batman? It's coming.
The Joker: I love this job!
The Joker: [gives Harvey Dent a gun and points it at himself] Introduce a little anarchy!
Harvey Dent: [shows Joker the clean side of coin] You live.
[scarred side]
Harvey Dent: You die.
The Joker: That's what I'm talking about.
The Joker: I use a knife because guns are too quick. Otherwise, you can't savor all the emotions. You know who people are in their last moments.
The Joker: This is what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object.
The Joker: [looks directly at Dinner Guest] You know, you remind of my father.
[takes a knife to dinner guest's neck]
The Joker: ... I hated my father!
Two-Face: The only justice in an unfair world is chance.
The Joker: You prefer a magic trick, instead? Watch me make this pencil disappear.
[pushes down an oncoming thug's eye towards the pencil]
Batman: Why do you wanna kill me?
The Joker: Kill you? I don't wanna kill you... you complete me.
The Joker: And I thought my jokes were bad...
The Joker: And here we go.
Lt. James Gordon: Everyone knows you're the White Knight of Gotham City.
The Joker: Do you know how I got these scars?
Batman: No! But I know how you got these!
[cuts him with a knife]
Batman: Not everyone's as ugly as you are...
The Joker: That's just sad... You can't rely on anybody these days...
Lt. James Gordon: It was my mistake! I'm sorry!
The Joker: So... how many of your friends have I killed?
The Joker: So in a way, I know your friends better than you ever did... Do you want to know which of them are cowards?
Gamble: You think you can rob us of half our money and get away with it?
The Joker: Yes.
The Joker: I am an agent of chaos.
Batman: What did you do?
The Joker: I took Gotham's white knight, and lowered him to our level. It wasn't hard. Y'see, madness, as you know, is like gravity. All it takes is a little...push.
[laughs]
The Joker: Do I look like someone who has a plan?
The Joker: I want my phone call.
Lucius Fox: Let me get this straight. You think that your employer, one of the richest men in the world, is spending his nights running around the city beating criminals to a pulp with his bare hands? And your plan is to blackmail him? Good luck with that.
Bruce Wayne: That man in Burma, did you ever catch him?
Alfred Pennyworth: Oh yes.
Bruce Wayne: How?
Alfred Pennyworth: We burned the forest.
The Joker: [to Batman] You won't kill me out of some misplaced sense of self-righteousness...and I won't kill you because...you're just too much fun.
[last lines]
Lt. James Gordon: Because he's the hero Gotham deserves, but not the one it needs right now...and so we'll hunt him, because he can take it. Because he's not a hero. He's a silent guardian, a watchful protector...a dark knight.
The Joker: [to Batman] You truly are incorruptible, aren't you?
The Joker: [to Batman] I think you and I are destined to do this forever.
The Joker: [to Batman] We really should stop fighting, we'll miss the fireworks!
The Joker: [to police officer] How many of your friends have I killed?
The Joker: The only sensible way to live in this world is without rules!
The Joker: See, I'm not a monster...I'm just ahead of the curve.
The Joker: See, I'm a man of simple tastes. I like gunpowder...and dynamite...and gasoline! Do you know what all of these things have in common? They're cheap!
[repeated line]
The Joker: Wanna know how I got these scars?
The Joker: Introduce a little anarchy.
[The Joker puts a gun into Two-Face's hand and a coin into the other hand]
The Joker: Upset the established order.
[Two-Face points the gun at the Joker's head and shows him the two sides of the coin]
The Joker: This side you live. This side you don't.
The Joker: Now that's want I'm talking about!
Two-Face: [Two-Face flips the coin, which side it lands on isn't shown]
The Joker: I'm not crazy.
[pause]
The Joker: I'm *not* crazy.
The Joker: What does not kill you, makes you stranger!
Lucius Fox: Spying on 30 million people is not part of my job description.
The Joker: I don't think the...uh...television really knows who he's dealing with.
The Joker: You'll see, I'll show you, that when the chips are down, these uh... civilized people, they'll eat each other.
The Joker: What happened? Your balls fall off, or what?
The Joker: [speaking to Harvey] Do I really look like a man with a plan, Harvey? I don't have a plan. The mob has plans, the cops have plans. You know what I am, Harvey? I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do if I caught one. I just *do* things. I'm a wrench in the gears. I *hate* plans. Yours, theirs, everyone's. Maroni has plans. Gordon has plans. Schemers trying to control their worlds. I am not a schemer. I show schemers how pathetic their attempts to control things really are. So when I say that what happened to you and your girlfriend wasn't personal, you know I'M telling the truth.
[hands Dent a gun]
The Joker: It's a schemer who put you where you are. You were a schemer. You had plans. Look where it got you. I just did what I do best-I took your plan and turned it on itself. Look what I have done to this city with a few drums of gas and a couple bullets. Nobody panics when the expected people get killed. Nobody panics when things go according to plan, even if the plans are horrifying. If I tell the press that tomorrow a gangbanger will get shot, or a truckload of soldiers will get blown up, nobody panics. But when I say one little old mayor will die, everyone loses their minds! Introduce a little anarchy, you upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I am an agent of chaos. And you know the thing about chaos, Harvey? It's fair.
Lt. James Gordon: [Gordon is interrogating Joker in prison] What did you do with Harvey?
The Joker: Me?
[looks around the room]
The Joker: I was here!
[holds up his handcuffs, innocently]
The Joker: What did your men do with him? That's assuming they are your men...and not Maroni's.
Lt. James Gordon: Where is Harvey?
The Joker: What's the time?
Lt. James Gordon: What does that have to do with anything?
The Joker: Well...depending on the time...he might be one place...or several.
Lucius Fox: It uses sonar to give you a real-time image of the surroundings.
Bruce Wayne: Using sonar to see? Just like a...
Lucius Fox: Yes. Just like a submarine.
The Joker: Harvey, Harvey, Harvey Dent. Ohh, excuse me, I want to drive!
[gets behind the wheel of a semi truck]
The Joker: If you're good at something, never do it for free.
[Batman has just fought off Scarecrow and a group of Batman wannabes]
Batman: Don't let me find you out here again.
Batman Wannabe: We're trying to help you!
Batman: I don't need help.
Scarecrow: Not my diagnosis!
Batman Wannabe: What gives you the right? What's the difference between you and me?
[Batman lowers himself into the Batmobile]
Batman: I'm not wearing hockey pads!
The Joker: Everything burns.
The Joker: You look nervous. Is it the scars? You want to know how I got them? Come here. Hey, look at me. So I had a wife, beautiful; like you. Who tells me, I worry too much. Who tells me, I ought to smile more. Who gambles, and gets in deep with sharks. One day they carve her face. We have no money for surgeries. She can't take it! I just want to see her smile again. I just want her to know that I don't care about the scars. So I stick a razor in my mouth and do this... to myself. And you know what? She can't stand the sight of me! She leaves. Now I see the funny side. Now I'm always smiling!
The Joker: [Rachel kicks the Joker away] A little fight in you. I like that.
Batman: Then you're going to love me.
Alfred Pennyworth: I suppose they'll take me in as well, as your accomplice.
Bruce Wayne: Accomplice? I'm going to say the whole thing was your idea.
Harvey Dent: [after taking a malfunctioning gun from an assassin] Carbon fiber. .28 Caliber, made in China. If you want to kill a public servant you should buy American.
The Joker: [Holding a knife inside Gamble's mouth] Do you want to know how I got these scars? My father was...a drinker...and a fiend. One night he goes off crazier than usual, and Mommy picks up a kitchen knife to defend herself. Well, Daddy doesn't like that. Not. One. Bit. So, me watching, he takes the knife and slices her up, laughing as he does it. And then he looks at me standing there, and says, "Why...so...serious?" And as he's walking over to me: "Why...so...serious?" And then he puts the knife in my mouth, like this, and says, "Let's put a *smile* on that face!"
The Joker: I want...I want my phone call. I want my phone call.
Detective Stephens: That's nice.
The Joker: How many of your friends have I killed?
Detective Stephens: I'm a twenty year man. I can tell the difference between punks who need a little lesson in manners...And the freaks like you who would just enjoy it.
[pause]
Detective Stephens: And you've killed six of my friends.
The Joker: [faking interest, mouths "Six?"]
The Joker: I'm a man of my word.
The Joker: [as Batman pummels him in the interrogation cell] You have nothing to threaten me with.
The Joker: You see, nobody panics when things go according to plan. Even if the plan is horrifying. If I told people that a gangbanger was going to get shot, or a busload of soldiers was going to get blown up, nobody would panic. It's all part of the plan. But tell people that one tiny little mayor is going to die and everyone loses their minds!
Harvey Dent: You thought we could be decent men in an indecent world. But you were wrong; the world is cruel, and the only morality in a cruel world is chance.
Lt. James Gordon: That was a very brave thing you did Wayne.
Bruce Wayne: What... running a stop light?
Bruce Wayne: Do you think I should go to the hospital?
Lt. James Gordon: You don't watch the news very much do you?
Bruce Wayne: Do you think you'll be alright Alfred?
Alfred Pennyworth: [Alfred turns and looks at a boat full of Russian beauties] I shall survive sir.
Harvey Dent: Tell him everything is going to be ok. Lie to your son Gordon!
The Joker: [over the PA] Tonight we are going to try a social experiment.
James Gordon Jr.: [in bed] Did Batman save you?
Lt. James Gordon: Actually this time I saved him.
[while trying to disable the silent alarm for the Bank]
Dopey: That's funny, it didn't dial out to 911. It was trying to reach a private number.
Happy: Is there a problem?
Dopey: No, I'm done here.
[while trying to break into the bank vault]
Happy: They wired this thing up to about 5,000 Volts. What kind of bank does that?
Grumpy: A mob bank. I guess the Joker is as crazy as they say. Where's the alarm guy?
Happy: Boss told me when the guy was done I should take him out. One less share, right?
[Happy opens the vault.]
Grumpy: Funny. He told me something similar.
Happy: He, huh? No! *No!*
[Grumpy shoots Happy in the back.]
Batman: Sometimes, truth isn't good enough, sometimes people deserve more. Sometimes people deserve to have their faith rewarded.
Alfred Pennyworth: [looks at the large gash on Bruce's arm] Were you mauled by a tiger?
Bruce Wayne: It was a dog...
Alfred Pennyworth: Huh?
Bruce Wayne: It was a big dog!
[pause]
Bruce Wayne: More copycats today, Alfred, with guns.
Alfred Pennyworth: Why don't you hire them and take the weekend off?
Lt. James Gordon: We'll have to hunt you.
Batman: You'll hunt me. You'll condemn me, you'll set the dogs on me. But that's what has to happen.
[the Batpod charges]
The Joker: Ooooh. Wanna play? Come on!
The Joker: [as Lt. Gordon leaves room] The old 'good cop, bad cop' routine eh?
Batman: Not exactly.
[slams Joker's head into table from behind]
Random Blonde: It's too loud in here, we can't hear each other talk.
Salvatore Maroni: What makes you think I want to hear you talk.
Two-Face: The Joker's just a mad-dog. I want whoever let him off the leash.
Rachel Dawes: [to Batman after falling out of a window] Let's not do that again.
The Joker: You just couldn't let me go, could you?
Bruce Wayne: What about getting back into the plane?
Lucius Fox: Well I suggest you find a good travel agent.
Bruce Wayne: Without it landing.
Lucius Fox: [smiles] Now that's more like it Mr. Wayne.
The Joker: This town deserves a better class of criminal... and I'm gonna give it to them. Tell your men they work for me now. This is my city.
The Chechen: They won't work for a freak...
The Joker: [mocking his accent] A freak...
[pulls out his switchblade and tosses it to some goons who grabs the Chechen]
The Joker: Why don't we cut you up into little pieces and feed you to your pooches? Hmm? And then we'll see how loyal a hungry dog really is. It's not about money. It's about sending a message. Everything burns.
Alfred Pennyworth: Know your limits, Master Wayne.
Bruce Wayne: Batman has no limits.
Alfred Pennyworth: But you do, sir.
Bruce Wayne: Well, can't afford to know them.
[The Joker holds Rachel Dawes out of a window]
Batman: Let her go.
The Joker: Hmm.. Very poor choice of words.
[The Joker lets her drop as he laughs maniacally]
[bumps along while driving hijacked truck]
The Joker: I like this job - I like it!
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Notes: Sorry for the long wait, here are a few notes. First I need someone to confirm that this is actually the correct episode after watching it; second, if the video is removed or does not load, watch it here; third, I'll be checking the video often to make sure it's not removed, and if it is removed, I'll quickly replace the video source with another video source that has not been removed provided one is available at the time. Thanks for coming back to BC, and if this is your first time here, I'll be trying to get every episode on here, but that is no guarantee. Break on.
"Raise The Barre", Laura Karpman f/ Medussa (opening dance sequence)
"Give It All I've Got", Bekki Friesen (second main title song)
"Balloon", Sara Haze (Kate sees she hasn't been accepted to ABA)
"You Should Be Gone", Christelle Radomsky (first song at nightclub)
"Turn Around", Soul P (second song at club in the background)
"Burnin'", Ms. Triniti (first song Kate dances to at the club)
"I Ain't Goin Nowhere", Soul P (song in background immediately follow Kate's dance)
"Num Num", The DNC (plays in background at club as Tommy asks Kate for help)
"Loosen Up", Golden f/ Sophia Shorai (Kate tutors Tommy)
"Mista Ambarosia", The Spectaculars (plays in club as Suzanne and crew arrive)
"Don't Sweat", Ms. Triniti f/ Qmillion (remake of "Don't Sweat the Technique" recorded specifically for this movie; plays as Kate and Tommy throw down at the club)
"Paper Plane", Lucy Schwartz (plays at end of ice cream scene in Kate's apt)
"A Part In That Show", Chris Joss (training montage)
"Act Like You Want It", X5 f/ Mr. Fang (plays in bg at club before Kate's angry dance)
"Inside Outside", Miss Eighty 6 (Kate dances to this song at the club before Cooper arrives)
"Swing Baby Swing", The DNC (Kate and Cooper's duet at the club)
"Nobody Hot As Me", KU (song in bg after Kate and Cooper's duet)
"Rainmaker", Sara Haze (Kate runs through streets)
"Ten Things To Prove", Amali Ward (Kate's little sister dances at the club)
"24", Jem (Swan Lake performance near end of picture)
"You Belong", The Skies of America (end title credits)
Peter Klaven:
Slapping the bass! Slappa da bass! Slappa da bass mon! Slappa de bass mon!
Joyce Klaven:
Peter always connected better with women.
Zooey:
You know, I can see that because he is a great boyfriend.
Peter Klaven:
Thank you fiancee.
Oswald Klaven:
Also, you got to understand, Zooey, Peter matured sexually at a very early age. I remember taking him swimming when he was twelve-years-old, kid had a bush like a forty-year-old Serbian.
Peter Klaven:
Oh come on!
Peter Klaven:
Why is it weird that I have girl friends?
Peter Klaven:
I'm Peter Klaven, I'm the Realtor.
Sydney Fife:
Hey check out these too. That guy needs to fart.
Peter Klaven:
He does seem to be clenching.
Sydney Fife:
Watch the leg... Boom!
Peter Klaven:
He farted in my open house.
Sydney Fife:
He sure did.
Peter Klaven:
Hey, Sydney! I could be in Venice by five. I could do that.
Peter Klaven:
Do you need a plastic bag, or...
Sydney Fife:
Oh no. I don't clean up after my dog.
Sydney Fife:
Society tells us we're civilized but the truth is we are animals. Sometimes we just have to let it out. Try it.
Peter Klaven:
Blaaah!
Sydney Fife:
Good. Now gently remove your tampon and try again.
Sydney Fife:
Zooey, you're about to marry a pleasure giver that's for sure. So beautiful Zooey, give it back.
[winks]
Sydney Fife:
Return the favor.
Peter Klaven:
Are you telling me that Robbie is your best friend?
Oswald Klaven:
Yes, and Hank Marducas.
Sydney Fife:
This is my nightmare!
Peter Klaven:
See you later, Joben!
Doug:
Hi peter, I saw your billboards, they're spectacular. I'm sorry for calling you a whore. Best of luck with Sydney, if you're not still together... you can Facebook me.
Peter Klaven:
So what do i do? How do i make friends?
Robbie Klaven:
If you see a cool looking guy, strike up a conversation and ask him on a man date.
Peter Klaven:
Ok.
Robbie Klaven:
You know what i mean?
Peter Klaven:
No.
Robbie Klaven:
Casual lunch or after work drinks. You're not taking these boys to see The Devil Wears Prada.
Peter Klaven:
Ohhhh god i love that movie. No I wont.
Robbie Klaven:
[to Peter] You're not taking these boys to see 'The Devil Wears Prada'.
Peter Klaven:
I need to get some fucking friends.
Sydney Fife:
I love you bro Montana.
Peter Klaven:
Totally... totes my goats.
Open House Couple:
[after trying to discretely fart at an open house] I like it, but I'm not sure about the space... I'm thinking it might be a little bit small.
Sydney Fife:
[Knowing he farted] Totally, and it smells like fart.
Sydney Fife:
[Imitating Andre the Giant] Anybody want a peanut?
Tevin Downey:
[Watching a video of a grandma on a sybian machine] She's got a bush like a porcupine!
Sydney Fife:
[Nonchalantly] This is where i jerk-off.
Sydney Fife:
This is the man cave, there's no women allowed in here. I got a jerk-off station for God's sake.
Peter's mom: Peter always connected better with women.
Zooey: You know, I can see that because he is a great boyfriend.
Peter: Thank you fiancee.
Peter's dad: Also, you got to understand, Zooey, Peter matured sexually at a very early age. I remember taking him swimming when he was twelve-years-old, kid had a bush like a forty-year-old Serbian.
Peter: Oh come on!
Peter: Why is it weird that I have girl friends?
Sydney: Hey check out these too. That guy needs to fart.
Peter: That guy seems to be clenching.
Peter: Hey, Sydney! I could be in Venice by five. I could do that.
Peter: Do you need a plastic bag, or....
Sydney: Oh no. I don't clean up after my dog.
Sydney: Society tells us we're civilized but the truth is we are animals. Sometimes we just have to let it out. Try it.
Peter: Baaah!
Sydney: Good. Now gently remove your tampon and try again.
Sydney: Zooey, you're about to marry a pleasure giver that's for sure. So beautiful Zooey, give it back. [winks] Return the favor.
Entertainment Wise: Could Miley Cyrus' latest photo scandal have been sparked by her ex-boyfriend Nick Jonas?
As we reported previously, the 15-year-old Disney star is once again attracting attention for all the wrong reasons after more dubious snaps appeared on the net.
In one of the leaked pics - believed to have been taken when she was just 14 - Miley is taking a shower wearing only a long T-shirt which has become see-through.
In another, she poses with her tummy exposed and blows a kiss into her iPhone while taking a picture of herself.
There appears to be some debate over how the pictures came to find their way on the internet.
Some are claiming that they were obtained by a hacker who stole them from the Hannah Montana starlet's cell phone.
However, it's also being reported that the user who posted the snaps on an internet forum claimed he was sent them by youngest Jonas Brother Nick, who briefly dated Miley last year.
This is the third so-called 'photo-scandal' to hit Miley this year, following her revealing shoot for Vanity Fair, and a series of leaked pics from her MySpace account.
Note: The name of this song is actually "Catch Me Now."
This song clip is from Grey's Anatomy, so it's not the best quality.
So you're sorry
that face of an angel
comes out just when you need it to
and that face back and forth all this time
because I honestly believed in you
holding on
and days track on
stupid girl,
I should have known, I should have known
I am not a princes, this ain't a fairy tale
Try to catch me now, it’s too late to catch me now
I'm not a princess, this ain't a fairy tale
I'm not the one to sweep off her feet,
Lead her up the stairwell
This ain't Hollywood, this is a small town,
I was a dreamer before you went and let me down
Now it too late for you and your white horse, to come around
Baby I was naive,
and lost in your eyes
and never really had a chance
I had so many dreams
about you and me
happy endings
now I know
I am not a princes, this ain't a fairy tale
Try to catch me now, it’s too late to catch me now
I'm not a princess, this ain't a fairy tale
I'm not the one to sweep off her feet,
Lead her up the stairwell
This ain't Hollywood, this is a small town,
I was a dreamer before you went and let me down
Now it too late for you and your white horse, to come around
Yes... A new WAYLT topic. >_> This is the first of the next to come with "Edition" at the end of the title. I guess at the end of each month or after a topic reaches 1000 posts, we'll decide who gets to make the next one and they decide what they want to title it.
How can I decide what's right
When you're clouding up my mind?
I can't win
You're losing sight
All the time
Not gonna ever own what's mine
When you're always taking sides
But you won't take away my pride
No, not this time
Not this time
How did we get here?
I used to know you so well
How did we get here?
Well, I think I know
The truth is hiding in your eyes
And it's hanging on your tongue
Just boiling in my blood
But you think that I can't see
What kind of man that you are
If you're a man at all
Well, I will figure this one out
On my own
(I'm screaming, "I love you so")
On my own
(My thoughts you can't decode)
How did we get here?
I used to know you so well, yeah
How did we get here?
Well, I think I know
Do you see what we've done?
We've gone and made such fools
Of ourselves
Do you see what we've done?
We've gone and made such fools
Of ourselves
How did we get here?
I used to know you so well, yeah
How did we get here?
Well, I used to know you so well
I think I know
I think I know
There is something I see in you
It might kill me
I want it to be true
Answer To kill Vamp you have to equip the syringe Naomi gave you. Shoot Vamp until he 'dies' then run over to his body and stand behind him. As he gets up he'll just stand there gloating for a bit, so use this opportunity to grab him (hold R1 when you're close to him). Once you've grabbed him press Triangle and Snake will fill him full of the stuff that'll shut down his nanomachines. That's where the fight ends.
The first single off The House Bunny Soundtrack is "I Know What Boys Like" by the movie's star Katharine McPhee. It features the rest of the cast with backing vocals. It also features Emma Stone & Kiely Williams. The single was released on July 25, 2008. It's also confirmed that a new song from The All-American Rejects, whose frontman Tyson Ritter is in the film, "I Wanna Touch You" will be on the soundtrack, and will be shown in the film. Also "Top of the world" will be in the movie , also from The All-American Rejects.
Please note that songs listed here (and in the movie credits) cannot always be found on CD soundtracks. Please check CD track details for confirmation.
"I'm Still In Love (w/You)"
Written by Mark J. Petracca
Performed by Dusty Wright
Courtesy of PetRock Records
Alternative source:
Here's the complete list of songs from the movie, in the order they appeared in the film.
I'm Looking Through You - Beatles
I'm Still in Love (W/ You) - Dusty Wright
Sabre Dance - Aram Khachaturian
Theme from Rawhide - Dimitri Tiomkin and Ned Washington
What I'm Looking For - Brendan Benson
Sideways - Citizen Cope
Which Way Your Heart Will Go - Mason Jennings
String Quartet Op. 1 No. 6 in C, 4th Movement - Franz Joseph Haydn
Please Be Patient With Me - Wilco
The Heart of Life - John Mayer
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Update: This episode has now aired and is in the process of being posted.
Because of the Vice Presidential debate and the playoffs for the sport of baseball (Major League Baseball), a new episode of The Office did not air on NBC.
When the episode has aired, you will find the second episode of the fifth season for The Office here.
Saul: Fuck the po-lice!
Ted Jones: Has anyone seen my bigger knife?
Ken: [in Korean] Prepare to suck the cock of karma!
Ken: [about to attack Ted Jones's pot warehouse] Tonight we cook up some shit. Time to burn this motherfucker down.
Ken: No retreat, no surrender!
[loads Uzi]
Budlofsky: [Matheson is smoking weed] No, I can't have any. My wife can smell that off my sweater.
Matheson: [laughs] You want my vest? It smell good.
Budlofsky: It's not my style.
Matheson: You ain't got no style, muthafucka.
Matheson: [to Budlofsky] You used to be fierce. You used to be ruthless!
Red: Today's my cat's birthday.
Matheson: [Saul has smashed a coffee pot in Matheson's face, leaving huge scars] I look like the Hamburglar.
Angie Anderson: Fuck you Dale. I lost my virginity when I was fourteen, okay? How many women have you even slept with?
Dale Denton: Like two and a half.
Angie Anderson: Two and a half? What the fuck does that mean? Your hand doesn't count.
Robert: Angie, you're a fuckin' idiot. I say that with love.
Dale Denton: Yeah but if you do bad stuff you're going to come back as something bad like a slug or an anal bead. But if you do something heroic then you'll come back as like an eagle or a dragon, or Jude Law. Now which would you rather be?
Red: The anal bead wouldn't be bad. I mean I guess it would depend on whose anal bead it was.
Dale Denton: It's *my* anal bead.
Saul: Fuck Jeff Goldblum.
Red: You just got killed by a Daewoo Lanos, motherfucker!
Saul: [after Red tosses an ashtray, frisbee style, at Dale's head] Holy cock!
Saul: What’s down there, a fucking Rancor?
Saul: [as he is just about to punch Carol in the face] You're in the jungle now, Baby!
Saul: It's like, if you took that Blue Oyster shit I gave you last week, and then that crazy African Kush I had that one time.. and they had a baby. And then meanwhile, that crazy Northern Light shit I had, and that Red shit I had, made a baby. And by some crazy miracle, those two babies got together, and fucked... this would be it!
Dale Denton: [smells the marijuana] Oh. Wow. This is the product of baby fucking.
Robert: Are you high?!
Dale Denton: What? No!
Shannon: You are high as a fucking kite!
Saul: How about in the park, when I said you were my friend... you didn't say anything back.
Dale Denton: Well, that's easy. It's because we're not friend. You are my drug dealer, the only reason I know you is because I like the drugs you sell. If you didn't sell drugs, I would have no idea who you are, and I wouldn't be here right now. I would be fantastic!
Saul: Oh.
Dale Denton: I'm sorry, that sounded really mean... just to hear that, that sounded really mean.
Saul: No... I see. The monkey's out of the bottle now!
Dale Denton: What? That's not even.. a figure of speech.
Saul: Pandora can't go back into the box, he only comes out.
Bobby: [to Ted and Dale] You, suck my balls. Two times!
Ken: This is war! Prepare to suck the cock of karma!
Saul: Enjoy your last meal.
[throws bills at Dale]
Saul: Here, supersize it, bitch.
[throws change]
Saul: Red! You came back! Man, you lied to me. You said you had herpes and Dale said you didn't.
Red: I know Saul. I'm sorry. It's just, after all this, and seeing this guy’s nuts get smashed with my Daewoo, I love you man.
[pause]
Red: I want to be inside you, homes!
Dale Denton: I'm Chill as a Cucumber
Dale Denton: You were cold and I *clothed* you.
Saul: Just sit back and get ready to enjoy some of the rarest weed known to mankind.
[he lights a joint and inhales]
Dale Denton: It's really that rare?
Saul: [exhales] It's, like, the rarest.
[he examines the joint]
Saul: It's almost a shame to smoke it. It's like killing a unicorn...with, like, a bomb.
Dale Denton: [while hiding in the woods, on the run from Ted's henchmen] Even if he found that roach, how could he find us?
Saul: Um...heat-seeking missiles...bloodhounds...and foxes...barracudas...
Dale Denton: I'm just--I'm kind of flabbergasted when you say things like that. It's weird.
Saul: Thank you.
Dale Denton: Not a compliment.
Saul: Hey look, it's like my thumb is my cock.
Red: [points to his armpits] You see these? There's no hair under here, bro!
Dale Denton: What's the significance of that?
Red: It makes me aerodynamic when I fight!
Saul: Alright man, let's go! I'm done with the woods!
Dale Denton: [sarcastically] Oh okay! Let's go. Oh wait. No. The battery must be dead.
Saul: Wait...what do you mean the battery's dead?
Dale Denton: ... I mean the battery is dead. It ceases to live. The car needs a battery to start, Saul.
Saul: No no... What do you mean, the battery is dead?
Dale Denton: The battery is fucking dead. I don't know how I can word this to you differently.
Saul: BFFF?
Dale Denton: Best Fuckin' Friends Forever, man!
Police Liaison Officer: What the hell is that? What the hell is that?
Dale Denton: Oh, oh, it's a roach. It's a joint. I have anorexia. Honest I thought it was decriminalized.
Police Liaison Officer: Selling drugs to minors has *not* been decriminalized. I'm the police liaison officer with this school and I just saw a bunch of my kids comin' around the corner with their eyes as red as the devil's dick!
Answer: the song is called "The Dream We Left Behind" by Primal scream, i think they made the song exclusively for "sons of anarchy" so you probably won't be able to find and listen to it. but best of luck
Custom Songs And Downloadable Content: Guitar Hero World Tour will allow players to create their own songs (guitar, bass and rhythm guitars and drums only) and to share them with others through the Xbox Live or PlayStation 3 network capabilities. Vocals are not supported in this mode due to copyright concerns. Originally, the game was to contain a "Jam Over" mode, which would allow players to create new tracks for the existing songs on the disk, but Activision has stated that this mode has currently been taken out of the game.
Guitar Hero World Tour will allow for users to create their own songs note-by-note or in real time.
The "Advanced Studio" mode allows the creation of completely new pieces of music, and is stated by Game Informer to be similar to Apple's GarageBand software. The player can create the tracks for each song by playing it in real or slowed time, with the game quantizing offbeat notes to the nearest beat as set by the player, or tracks can be constructed one note at a time. Both guitar and drum effects can be set and changed through the song.[3]
Custom songs will be able to be uploaded to the "GH Tunes" service, which will be used to allow other players to rate songs, and to search and download songs by these ratings, and will include a Showcase by Neversoft to offer some of the best user works alongside new songs from popular artists. Players will only be able to upload five songs to the service at the start, but players that have highly rated songs will gain the ability to upload more. The PlayStation 2 version of the game will feature custom song creation, but will not support the uploading service.
In addition to custom songs, players of the Xbox 360, PlayStation 3, and Wii versions will be able to download new licensed songs for the game. This is the first game in the Guitar Hero series to support download functionality on the Wii.
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