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Desmond Tutu · Level 35: Kid Icarus **Posts:** 9000 **Timestamp:** Wed Sep 10, 08 12:51 PM

My brother and I went to the mall today, and my Dad gave my brother his debit card to buy some pants for the Fall. So we get there, I go to the kiosk to fill out some paperwork for my job, he gets some pants, we head home. I gas up my car, then we hit the Wal Mart which is very close to the house to pick up some essentials, pudding.

We get to the Wal Mart, and he hits the ATM while I scope out the shorties. Though this was no ordinary ATM, it was the kind that sucks in the card, keeps it in there, and then spits it out after the transaction is finished.

So he takes out the guap, having been used to regular ATMs that operate with a swipe function, and casually walks away. Forgetting that he left the card in the machine.

Two hours pass, I'm watching TV, enjoying a delicious turkey sandwich, he's playing Madden on his Xbox in his room. My Dad comes up and asks my brother: "Where is my mac card, mayne?" He says "James has it, father, I'm talkin bang bang bang."

Dad comes in to my room. "Gimmie mah card back, big baby. I won't settle for no but I'll take a yes or a maybe" I tell him, politely, "Andrew has it, shady, I was busy scoping ladies. Mouth watering like my man biggie got the foam in the mouth like rabies." Dad goes into Andrew's room, now building up some impatience. "MY CARD: Give it to me." Andrew says "I told you son, James has it! Nigga used it last when he filled up on gas, shit! Bitch don't give it back, I'mma have to whoop some ass."

Dad comes in to my room, and in one final breath, he spouts: "WHAT'S MINES IS MINES. WHAT'S YOURS IS MINES." Finally I respond, once more: "Andrew used it last gat dommit, the nigaur went to the ATM after I gassed up my caddy!"

Suddenly, my brother realizes what happened, and we head to Wal Mart to the lost and found. The card was only the former, sadly. The lady at the customer service desk tells us that if we left it in the machine, it's been destroyed. The machine sucks the card back in if you don't take it after 30 seconds, and eats it.

So my dad decides to call my mom up at work and my mom got scared she said alright then call the bank and cancel the card.
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