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Ragedy · Level 31: Sheng Long **Posts:** 6323 **Timestamp:** Sat Feb 03, 07 6:22 AM

I think single mothers, such as myself, can learn a lot from the teachings of Hillary Duff. The way her hair shines with sweat during a concert, her wise words when talking about that slut Lindsey Lohan, the athleticism she displays chasing after all those cute boys, the way she can keep her breasts so perky even though the weight of the world is on her shoulders - all of these things we can study, and hopefully one day we can be a little closer to being Hillary.
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BigNig · Level 43: Monk **Posts:** 20792 **Timestamp:** Sat Feb 03, 07 6:28 AM

I think that us single mothers should really watch what our children watch on TV, I mean, there's always "s*** this" and "hell that", and is this really what we want our children growing up with? Soon, they'll all be drunken idiots who have to strip for a living in order to sustain themselves. And we all know, that being a pimp is wayy better than being a gigolo. And if you're a pimp, then you'll also always have a date (or ten) to the big dance! So what we should do is introduce our kids to wholesome programming, like Sex and the City.
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Ragedy · Level 31: Sheng Long **Posts:** 6323 **Timestamp:** Sat Feb 03, 07 6:34 AM

Ok then...Linux, some peopel love using it, it is faster and better for networking, I don't really like it.
In fact I wanna fly over to Silicon Valley and smack that scandinavian dude who invented it over the head with a frying pan and break his glasses.
I might end up loving it tho...oh well I have an excuse now to best the s**t out of somebody.
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BigNig · Level 43: Monk **Posts:** 20792 **Timestamp:** Sat Feb 03, 07 6:37 AM

And what's up with the Xbox360, I mean, everyone wants one, but only because the cool kids have it. And because then people can play their stupid, mindless shooters like Halo and Gears of War. Well, I say, break the mold. Be a rebel. Buy a Wii today.
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Ragedy · Level 31: Sheng Long **Posts:** 6323 **Timestamp:** Sat Feb 03, 07 6:43 AM

So will time go back an hour at 2:00am which will be 1am or willl i ttake effect at 3:00 am which will be 2:00am.
So if it's the former that'll mean that if someone posts here exactly an hour after I post, it will appear to have the same time.
What if they post 59 minutes after I post, will their post before this post?

All this corruption of the time-space equilibrium is just a ploy to make me look smart.

Was watching the cricket yesterday so I then watched a programme called the Glutton Bowl, which was the world food eating champs.
It was hosted by Mark Thompson(the Guiness World Records host) and the chairman of IFOCE (International Federation of Competitive Eating).
The chairman, whose name was George Shea,looked exactly like Bill English, maybe just a bit sleazier.

The title sequence for Get Smart was/is the greatest opening sequence for in the history of TV.
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BigNig · Level 43: Monk **Posts:** 20792 **Timestamp:** Sat Feb 03, 07 6:47 AM

So what's up with surprise buttsecks? I mean, yes, it's buttsecks, and it's a surprise, but I really don't see the appeal or the humor in it, I mean, if someone gives you surprise buttsecks, you should threaten to whip out teh lawyers on their a**. 'Cause surprise buttsecks ain't cool. Just ask Jack Thompson.
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Ragedy · Level 31: Sheng Long **Posts:** 6323 **Timestamp:** Sat Feb 03, 07 6:54 AM

I love Fejoias, seriously. I have a love affair with feijoas (Eating them, not some weird spreading over body fettish). They are easily the greatest fruit in history. All men should succumb to fejioas. I can't spell fajoia, but thats a different story all together.

You know what I hate?
All the goddamn free to air TV stations now show a friggin transparent logo when a programme is running.

Next thing TVNZ will do to promote their own stations is to show at least one Paul Holmes nude freeze frame for 0.05 seconds every second.
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Ragedy · Level 31: Sheng Long **Posts:** 6323 **Timestamp:** Sat Feb 03, 07 6:58 AM

was wondering how hard it would be to get an arm transplanted inplace of my left leg. I could drive an auto, and smack some guy in the head while my other hands are busy OR I could pinch some chicks arse and she wouldnt suspect a thing since my other arms would be in view. A thousand and one uses folks.
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BigNig · Level 43: Monk **Posts:** 20792 **Timestamp:** Sat Feb 03, 07 7:05 AM

I REALLY REALLY HATE THE GAME. I mean, it's probably one of the most evil, sadistic things on the face of the planet. With no way to win, how could it be good in any way, shape, or form? And what really grinds my gears is that you can't stop playing, which is FUBARED to like, the highest extent. 'Cause I really don't want to play, yet I have no choice. I really just wish The Game would go away.
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Ragedy · Level 31: Sheng Long **Posts:** 6323 **Timestamp:** Sat Feb 03, 07 7:11 AM

Biggest oxymoron ever:

Dick Van Dyke.

Thank you.

Many people remember Marlon Brando as a great actor, a dark character, and possibly a fat man. What isn't widely known is his penchant for blue M&Ms. He had a staff of about five whose only job was to separate bags and bags and bags of M&Ms, keeping the blue ones for Mr Brando and sending the rest off to homeless shelters for the local crackheads. With his passing his M&M team must now be wondering what to do, realising a little too late that their previous job doesn't look so crash hot on a CV.

Stephen Hawking has stated that if time travel were possible then why don’t we see visitors from the future visiting us now?

Tune in tomorrow to watch America's new smash hit sitcom, Yurin, You're In Urine.
Every week our favourite Russian finds himself in it no matter how much he tries to avoid it. Hilarity ensues.
So gather the family around and enjoy the show.
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