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Police : Texas grandmother charged with making bomb threat to grandchildren's school


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SAN ANTONIO (AP) — Officials accuse a 51-year-old San Antonio grandmother of phoning a bomb threat to an elementary school that wouldn't let her visit her grandchildren.

The state jail Web site says Velma Gladys Brewster was free on bond Friday after being charged with making a terrorist threat to Windcrest Elementary School in northeastern San Antonio. More than 700 students and faculty members evacuated the campus Thursday after school officials received a threatening voicemail.

No explosives were found. A phone message left at Brewster's home Friday was not returned.

Police said Brewster didn't have permission from her daughter to visit her grandchildren at the school.


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"History Bluff accidentally shoots a cannon at a house"

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UNIONTOWN, Pa. (AP) - A Pennsylvania history buff who recreates firearms from old wars accidentally fired a 2-pound cannonball through the wall of his neighbor's home. William Maser, 54, fired a cannonball Wednesday evening outside his home in Georges Township that ricocheted and hit a house 400 yards away. The cannonball, about two inches in diameter, smashed through a window and a wall before landing in a closet. Authorities said nobody was hurt.

State police charged Maser with reckless endangerment, criminal mischief and disorderly conduct.

No one answered the phone Friday at Maser's home. He told WPXI-TV recreating 19th century cannons is a longtime hobby. He said he is sorry and he will stop shooting them on his property, about 35 miles southeast of Pittsburgh.



"Boy sets friend on fire...Twice"

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SACRAMENTO, Calif. - A 12-year-old California boy is under arrest for allegedly setting his friend on fire twice.

The victim, a 13-year-old boy, suffered severe burns to his legs as well as burns to his arms and abdomen.

Fire officials say the two were playing in a tree house Wednesday and filled a balloon with lighter fluid. The balloon broke, soaking the 13-year-old in the fluid.

According to officials, as he started leaving to go change his clothes, the 12-year-old lit him on fire. The victim patted out the flames, but then 12-year-old allegedly lit him ablaze again.

Sacramento Fire Capt. Jim Doucette says he doesn't know if the suspect intended to hurt his friend or was just being playful.

He was taken to juvenile hall and faces arson charges.


Police: Man seeks ride from detective after heist



Authorities say a parolee who robbed a Michigan bank was caught when he tried to hitch a ride from an undercover police detective.

Mark E. White was arraigned Friday on charges that include bank robbery and making a false bomb threat. He is being held at the Saginaw County Jail on $755,000 bond. It was not clear whether White had an attorney. Police did not immediately return a message seeking comment Saturday.

Authorities tell The Saginaw News that White flagged down Saginaw Township Detective Scott Jackson on Wednesday after the bank robbery a few blocks away.

White was paroled June 16 after serving time for operating a vehicle while intoxicated and violating an earlier parole.

Source: Kansas City star and mlive


Hide-and-seek leads to police and firefighters being called



From: The Herald

Quote:
A favorite childhood game is banned from the Jasmer household after 2-year-old Natalie proved herself the hide-and-seek champion.

Natalie went missing Tuesday evening while playing the game with her brother and sisters and the best efforts of neighbors, police and firefighters called by her frantic parents weren’t enough to turn up the tot.

The terrifying ordeal for her parents ended happily after more than an hour of scouring the neighborhood around the 10th Street mobile home park where the Jasmers live.

In the end, it was the family dog that flushed her out.

“Copper found her,” Natalie’s brother Kenny Findley said, crediting the mutt with discovering the tiny girl asleep inside a drawer underneath the washing machine in the family’s home.

Natalie’s family was obviously relieved but still visibly shaken after she was found. Six-year-old Delynn Jasmer continued to cry after her little sister was discovered.

“I was scared we were never going to find her” Delynn said.

“I’m sorry,” the sweet-faced blonde told those who crowded around her in the family’s living room about 7:15 p.m.

Natalie’s mother Michelle Jasmer said Natalie and her siblings were playing hide-and-seek at about 6 p.m. and the family thought she had gone outside with Delynn.

Dad Dennis Jasmer said Natalie’s siblings told him she had been tired, so he feared she’d wandered into the woods, lay down by a tree and nodded off.

“I tore the house apart. I looked everywhere,” Jasmer said. “I walked around and around and around.”

It seemed like everyone in the neighborhood helped look for the girl and police were called about 6:45 p.m. after she was still not found, Pymatuning Township patrolman Mike Brown said.

“The neighbors were out searching all over,” Brown said, adding that he was “very impressed with the community.”

Jasmer was grateful they came together to look for his daughter.

“At least it makes you feel kind of good. If something happens, everyone pitches in,” Jasmer said.


Maybe they should have used the dog first...Still, the toddler must have been very smart to think of a hiding spot like that.


Real Life Psycho



Source:Timesonline
When arrested on Monday, Mr Parkin allegedly told police detectives: "I held my mother when she was dying and breathed in her last breath, so I am my mother."

Charles Hynes , the Brooklyn District Attorney, said that the alleged scam was “unparalleled in its scope and brazenness”.

Mr Hynes told the New York Daily News that Parkin had said he was “not Norman Bates”, the character from Alfred Hitchcock’s 1960 thriller Psycho who dressed up as his mother, Norma.

"He said he's not Norman Bates," Mr Hynes said. "This guy is not stupid, this guy is very smart. His schemes were brilliant."

One of the detectives who worked on the case said that Mr Parkin had gone to great lengths to disguise himself, even wearing a scarf around his neck to cover his Adam’s apple. But some things could not be hidden.

"He has rather large hands," Michael Vecchione, who heads the Rackets Bureau, told the New York Daily News.

Mr Parkin, who had lived with his mother, was accused of hatching the scheme after she died in 2003 at the age of 73. He allegedly concealed her death in order to collect $52,000 from her $700-a-month benefit payments over the next six years, prosecutors said.

Authorities say that Mr Parkin received a further $65,000 in rent subsidies by falsely claiming that he had a disability and that his mother was still alive and was his landlord.

He had allegeldy used Mr Rimolo to pose as the mother's nephew when going to cash benefit cheques and carry out other business, prosecutors said. A security camera image from the motor registry office shows Mr Parkin dressed as his frail-looking mother with Mr Rimolo filling out paperwork by his side.

The ruse had began to unravel amid a dispute over the mother's home, which was sold at foreclosure in 2003, police allege. Mr Parkin challenged the purchase by suing the new owner on his mother's behalf so that he would not be evicted.

As the property dispute dragged out, each side accused the other of fraud. By the time investigators arranged a meeting with the family in May, they already had proof that Mr Parkin's mother was dead — a photograph of her grave.

Mr Parkin and Mr Rimolo deny all charges.

When arrested on Monday, Mr Parkin allegedly told police detectives: "I held my mother when she was dying and breathed in her last breath, so I am my mother."

Charles Hynes , the Brooklyn District Attorney, said that the alleged scam was “unparalleled in its scope and brazenness”.

Mr Hynes told the New York Daily News that Parkin had said he was “not Norman Bates”, the character from Alfred Hitchcock’s 1960 thriller Psycho who dressed up as his mother, Norma.

"He said he's not Norman Bates," Mr Hynes said. "This guy is not stupid, this guy is very smart. His schemes were brilliant."

One of the detectives who worked on the case said that Mr Parkin had gone to great lengths to disguise himself, even wearing a scarf around his neck to cover his Adam’s apple. But some things could not be hidden.

"He has rather large hands," Michael Vecchione, who heads the Rackets Bureau, told the New York Daily News.

Mr Parkin, who had lived with his mother, was accused of hatching the scheme after she died in 2003 at the age of 73. He allegedly concealed her death in order to collect $52,000 from her $700-a-month benefit payments over the next six years, prosecutors said.

Authorities say that Mr Parkin received a further $65,000 in rent subsidies by falsely claiming that he had a disability and that his mother was still alive and was his landlord.

He had allegeldy used Mr Rimolo to pose as the mother's nephew when going to cash benefit cheques and carry out other business, prosecutors said. A security camera image from the motor registry office shows Mr Parkin dressed as his frail-looking mother with Mr Rimolo filling out paperwork by his side.

The ruse had began to unravel amid a dispute over the mother's home, which was sold at foreclosure in 2003, police allege. Mr Parkin challenged the purchase by suing the new owner on his mother's behalf so that he would not be evicted.

As the property dispute dragged out, each side accused the other of fraud. By the time investigators arranged a meeting with the family in May, they already had proof that Mr Parkin's mother was dead — a photograph of her grave.

Mr Parkin and Mr Rimolo deny all charges.


Thomas Parkin was arrested after an alleged fraud in which he impersonated his mother Irene at the Brooklyn Department of Motor Vehicles and attempted to renew her driver’s licence.

According to authorities, Mr Parkin wore a pink jacket and a blonde wig, nail polish, lipstick and dark glasses in an attempt to convince people he was Irene, who had been dead for six years.

Mr Parkin, 49, was charged yesterday with impersonated his mother in order to collect $117,000 (£71,000) in government benefits. He and the man accused of being his accomplice, Mhilton Rimolo, 47, pleaded not guilty to grand larceny, criminal impersonation and other charges after an alleged six-year plot.

When arrested on Monday, Mr Parkin allegedly told police detectives: "I held my mother when she was dying and breathed in her last breath, so I am my mother."

Charles Hynes , the Brooklyn District Attorney, said that the alleged scam was “unparalleled in its scope and brazenness”.

Mr Hynes told the New York Daily News that Parkin had said he was “not Norman Bates”, the character from Alfred Hitchcock’s 1960 thriller Psycho who dressed up as his mother, Norma.

"He said he's not Norman Bates," Mr Hynes said. "This guy is not stupid, this guy is very smart. His schemes were brilliant."

One of the detectives who worked on the case said that Mr Parkin had gone to great lengths to disguise himself, even wearing a scarf around his neck to cover his Adam’s apple. But some things could not be hidden.

"He has rather large hands," Michael Vecchione, who heads the Rackets Bureau, told the New York Daily News.

Mr Parkin, who had lived with his mother, was accused of hatching the scheme after she died in 2003 at the age of 73. He allegedly concealed her death in order to collect $52,000 from her $700-a-month benefit payments over the next six years, prosecutors said.

Authorities say that Mr Parkin received a further $65,000 in rent subsidies by falsely claiming that he had a disability and that his mother was still alive and was his landlord.

He had allegeldy used Mr Rimolo to pose as the mother's nephew when going to cash benefit cheques and carry out other business, prosecutors said. A security camera image from the motor registry office shows Mr Parkin dressed as his frail-looking mother with Mr Rimolo filling out paperwork by his side.

The ruse had began to unravel amid a dispute over the mother's home, which was sold at foreclosure in 2003, police allege. Mr Parkin challenged the purchase by suing the new owner on his mother's behalf so that he would not be evicted.

As the property dispute dragged out, each side accused the other of fraud. By the time investigators arranged a meeting with the family in May, they already had proof that Mr Parkin's mother was dead — a photograph of her grave.

Mr Parkin and Mr Rimolo deny all charges.

Source: [url=When arrested on Monday, Mr Parkin allegedly told police detectives: "I held my mother when she was dying and breathed in her last breath, so I am my mother."

Charles Hynes , the Brooklyn District Attorney, said that the alleged scam was “unparalleled in its scope and brazenness”.

Mr Hynes told the New York Daily News that Parkin had said he was “not Norman Bates”, the character from Alfred Hitchcock’s 1960 thriller Psycho who dressed up as his mother, Norma.

"He said he's not Norman Bates," Mr Hynes said. "This guy is not stupid, this guy is very smart. His schemes were brilliant."

One of the detectives who worked on the case said that Mr Parkin had gone to great lengths to disguise himself, even wearing a scarf around his neck to cover his Adam’s apple. But some things could not be hidden.

"He has rather large hands," Michael Vecchione, who heads the Rackets Bureau, told the New York Daily News.

Mr Parkin, who had lived with his mother, was accused of hatching the scheme after she died in 2003 at the age of 73. He allegedly concealed her death in order to collect $52,000 from her $700-a-month benefit payments over the next six years, prosecutors said.

Authorities say that Mr Parkin received a further $65,000 in rent subsidies by falsely claiming that he had a disability and that his mother was still alive and was his landlord.

He had allegeldy used Mr Rimolo to pose as the mother's nephew when going to cash benefit cheques and carry out other business, prosecutors said. A security camera image from the motor registry office shows Mr Parkin dressed as his frail-looking mother with Mr Rimolo filling out paperwork by his side.

The ruse had began to unravel amid a dispute over the mother's home, which was sold at foreclosure in 2003, police allege. Mr Parkin challenged the purchase by suing the new owner on his mother's behalf so that he would not be evicted.

As the property dispute dragged out, each side accused the other of fraud. By the time investigators arranged a meeting with the family in May, they already had proof that Mr Parkin's mother was dead — a photograph of her grave.

Mr Parkin and Mr Rimolo deny all charges.


Pedestrians robbed at



Source: The blotter at The Seattle Times

Seattle police said a 24-year-old woman used a fork to rob two pedestrians of their cash near the Northgate Mall late Monday, before fleeing in an SUV with two men.

Officers later tracked down the vehicle and arrested all three people inside, recovering a wad of cash and the fork apparently used during the crime, Seattle police spokeswoman Renee Witt said.

The incident occurred just before 11 p.m., when police were called to an area just east of the Northgate Mall, near First Avenue Northeast and Northeast 107th , Witt said.

A woman there said she and a companion were walking down the street, when a black Cadillac Escalade rolled up, a woman got out, waved what appeared to be a knife and demanded cash.

After both pedestrians handed over an undisclosed amount of money, Witt said, the robber got back into the SUV and fled.

Police later stopped the vehicle and arrested two men, both 25, and the woman, Witt said. Police say they also recovered the weapon used in the robbery, determining it was "a fork held in such a manner as to appear to be a knife," Witt said.

The victims later identified the suspects, who were booked into King County Jail for investigation of robbery. One of the men had been arrested previously and convicted in connection with a bank robbery, Witt said.


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