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Cursed · Level 39: Paper Luigi **Posts:** 13794 **Timestamp:** Tue Jun 30, 09 7:30 PM

So let's say you're in a small room and there's this button in front of you. A perfectly non-descript red button. Every time you press it, there is a 95% chance you get $1 million, a 4% chance that nothing happens, and a 1% chance that out of nowhere a grizzly bear will come out of nowhere and violently rape you. There is no way to get out of it, you have to take it. How many times do you press the button?
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so64 · Level 38: Crackdown **Posts:** 12537 **Timestamp:** Tue Jun 30, 09 7:47 PM

Well, according to my calculator, the ability of getting 95% consecutively decreases to around fifty percent by the fifteenth time, actually the thirteenth. Therefore, I would probably only press three times, in which case I would have a 86% percent chance at obtaining 3 million dollars. Now, this did not take into consideration the other combos, but since this one is the one that is highly probable....
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Biotic · Level 34: Masked Menace **Posts:** 8536 **Timestamp:** Tue Jun 30, 09 9:29 PM

I don't press it at all. I make somebody else keep pressing it until they get bear raped, then take the money that they received while the rape occurs.
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BlissfulReaper · Level 5: Gut's Rage **Posts:** 59 **Timestamp:** Wed Jul 01, 09 1:46 PM

Press button until raped by bear, repeat.
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Jumpin' Jack Flash · Level 27: Master Sword **Posts:** 4145 **Timestamp:** Sun Jul 05, 09 9:25 PM

Press once, live comfortably for the rest of my life.

And if I get bear raped... Fuck.
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Swordemon · Level 24: Sore Fingers **Posts:** 2969 **Timestamp:** Tue Jul 07, 09 10:11 AM

I'd press it once and take it like a man!
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